"This girl took the road rules a little too seriously and stopped at the traffic lights for cars."
2
"All you have left to do after this kind of hug is to just sink through the floor."
3
“Got home from work today. Realized I’ve been walking around meeting clients with a giant 6-7” rip in my pants."
4
“A duck in a subway train came up and started to gaze at me. I felt awkward.”
5
“She traded me for the window seat before we got on the plane.”
6
"Here is what happens if you fall asleep on the way."
7
“Ordered a custom sequin pillow as a gag gift for my brother’s birthday but the company switched up the orders. The person who received mine is going to be infinitely more confused than I was.”
8
“It’s awkward when you come to the office and see someone else wearing the same clothes as you are.”
9
"The guy didn’t expect to be caught red-handed."
10
"This guy was just trying to remove a lash from the girl’s eye and apparently didn’t expect her eyelashes to be false."
11
"The flight attendant rushed out of the bathroom."
12
“It’s funny. I took a bath with some coconut oil and can’t get out of it now. I just keep sliding around like a giant greased up potato in a roasting dish.”
13
“The car insurance lady asked my mom for the front, rear, & side views, but she didn’t get the memo.”
14
“Today we had a supplier from a different company visiting our office. When he was signing the docs, I saw ’my pen’ in his hands and asked him to leave it. Now I have 2 pens.”
15
“My sister saw Sean Connery taking pictures with all these people. She muscled her way in and asked for a photo, all pleased. It wasn’t Sean Connery. This man had been taking pictures with his family.”