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Stunning Paper Cutouts (34 pics)

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  • 30 Oct, 2020  |
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Hagela was unlike anyone I'd ever met. She walked right up to me at the bar, holding a cat and a broom, and just asked me to have dinner. So I did. Turns out she was wickedly funny with a dark sense of humor, and we talked and drank and laughed until long after sunset. Then she offered to give me a ride home. I've got a good feeling about this night.


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I'm not sure who cast the spell, but I sure wasn't the one doing the seeking anymore.


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Back at Hagela’s hut, she had me hop right in the hot tub to get warm. The hot water felt so good after the chilly ride, I just closed my eyes and inhaled the aroma of the fragrant steam. For some reason, it reminded me of my mother's soup which was comforting. Then, through the smoke, I saw Hagela standing there holding what looked like a small wooden paddle with a naughty grin on her face. Oh, boy, I thought. This is gonna be fun. "Get in here," I said.


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I love playing "Rock Paper Scissors" with Edward. I literally win EVERY time!


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On the ride back to Hagela's house, I was starting to get cold, and I think she could feel me shivering. "What's the matter, Dearie?" she asked. "No meat on yer bones?" She cackled at this and her laughter was so infectious I started laughing too. All with a beautiful full moon overhead. It was magical.



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Honestly, it was an accident. Hagela wouldn't come into the tub; I thought she was playing hard to get. So I splashed her, just a little. You know, like a playful splash? I certainly wasn't trying to hurt her. But dates are funny that way, I guess. Sometimes, no matter how hard you try to connect with another person and have some fun, you end up just melting their face off anyway.


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The great thing about being a Cyclops Optometrist is…it's half the work!


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Woah. Tonight I almost walked right into the biggest spider web I've ever seen. I mean: this thing was HUGE. So I just backed away sloooowly...


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On our first date, Shannon asked for my opinion about her weight and like an idiot I told her the truth. I said, "Well, if I'm totally honest... yeah, I think you may be a little too thin." And that was it. At the end of the evening, I didn't get even a single lipless kiss goodnight.


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Ever since the witch turned my finger into a mouse, the cat just does not take my scoldings seriously at all.


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Maybe Halloween wasn't the best time to chop down that creepy old stump, but I was tired of his mocking laughter.


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I gave my zombie friend a brain cake for his birthday. Oh, man, you should have seen the way his dry hollow sockets lit up with surprise!


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When they finally found a mate brave enough to breed with Fluffy, I couldn't wait to get my hands on one of the pups.


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As I was sitting down on the dock enjoying a banana at sunset, the strangest thing happened. A warm wind blew across my neck, and it smelled just like bananas too.


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The bad news is: I have a flesh-eating bacteria. The good news is: I've lost 55 pounds.


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It's been a tough week. Not sure how it can get any worse.


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Marina is perfect. Other than the two tentacles she has for legs, she's all I've ever wanted in a woman.


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Just as the spider was coming in for the kill, I remembered what my online banking password was. Isn't that always the way?


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You know that feeling when you approach a new hippogriff... after you bow and he bows back but before you actually touch him? Yeah, that's scary every time.


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“So. Mister…Voldemort.” “LORD Voldemort.” “I’m sorry?” “It’s Lord Voldemort. Or the Dark Lord. Whichever you prefer.” “I see. Any first name?” “Well…It was Tom at one point, but it’s not any more. Most people don’t say my name at all, really. Some even call me “He Who Must Not Be Named” if you can believe that.” “OK. But for the purposes of our records, what should I call you?” “Lord Voldemort will be fine.” “Very well. So. Lord Voldemort. As chief surgeon here at the clinic, I’ve got to say, your condition is quite unique. Most of the procedures I do are nose REDUCTION surgeries, but that doesn’t mean we can’t work a little magic in your case, if you know what I mean.” "For your sake, my muggle friend, I hope you're right."


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Professor Lupin held some office hours outside the other night and while I waited for him to turn up, I couldn't take my eyes off the most beautiful full moon. It was magical.


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This new cologne is called CHUM, and I can tell you, in the Gulf of Mexico at least…it really works.


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Sea monsters are SO sensitive. You make one innocent joke about them gaining a little extra weight, and right away they go to eat you.


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As soon as I found the source of the loud rattling sound, a weird hissing noise started. What a crazy day.


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I was a little nervous to take Helen to the Zombie Ball. But after the first few dances, the more we talked and laughed, the less I worried about her eating my brain.


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I was so excited to get the part of "Yorick" in the all-skeleton version of Hamlet.


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The Pumpkin King had long been sad; a frown his only daily mood. So I was asked to use my knife and carve a better attitude.



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