Cooking Went Wrong (29 pics)

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Apparently using a syringe to inject the filling of a jelly bun doesn't work that well...

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So my wife grilled corn tonight. For 2 1/2 hours.

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Composition: "Dad Tried To Make Wine."

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Guess I cut it a little too hard.

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Happy Thanksgiving from my little sisters first ever turkey!

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Boiled an egg this morning and I think something went horribly wrong.

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I tried to make a cake with a lobster shaped dish.

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When all I want to do is make spaghetti, but all signs point to it not happening.

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My night after work.

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Bake bread they said... an overnight rise will taste so good they said... put in the fridge they said... it's so a rewarding hobby they said...

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I'll Never Be Someone's Bride.

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This sums up my day. Why isn't my stock simmering... it's been over an hour...

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My friend made a “hedgehog” for her 14-year old son’s birthday.

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I baked some strawberry cakes in cat molds. Once iced, they looked like burn victims.

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Husband tried to make a dolphin for my cocktail. It's the cutest eel I've ever seen.

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Came home late from work, drop my open sandwich in the parking lot. Go to make pasta, the first pot slips and I pour it all on the ground. Make a second pot and the handle straight up breaks and my pasta goes everywhere. Didn't eat; had a lil cry.

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5 minutes before close after a 12 hour shift...

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Someone left a bread pudding in the back of the oven for 5 days. So here is my new pet rock, Charlie.

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My apple broke the apple cutter and now I have a weapon.

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Well I tried.

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Tonight was foreign culture night in my house so I decided to cook a traditional dish from Pompeii.

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I was told you guys might appreciate this. Made a pie today. Dropped a pie today.

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I wanted to cook my wife a fancy meal for her birthday, so I started with a slow-cooked home made chicken stock. After simmering for hours, the recipe said to pour it through a strainer. God damnit.

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...Found the spoon honey.

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My sister made some French fries.