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Things That Make People Happy (22 pics)

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“Breathing through both nostrils at the same time.”

1 Things That Make People Happy (22 pics)

“One time I had flea bites on my legs, and I turned my shower all the way hot and let the water run over the bites. The heat agitates them, and the beating of the water transforms into the most erotic itch that I’ve ever had in my life. Think about the itchiest you’ve ever felt, and you’re making yourself even itchier while simultaneously itching it.”


2 Things That Make People Happy (22 pics)

“Passing wind after holding it in for a date.”


3 Things That Make People Happy (22 pics)

“That post-vomit moment when you can just feel that it’s all over. You’re weak, shaky, and not entirely coherent but goddamn is it euphoric to not feel like you’re dying anymore. Bonus points if this is after a migraine.”


4 Things That Make People Happy (22 pics)

“An afternoon nap with your significant other. I love naptime and being held tightly while he snores lightly in my ear. It’s different than our nighttime cuddles. I just enjoy it so much.”


5 Things That Make People Happy (22 pics)

“Going back to sleep after waking up early on a Saturday after realizing you don’t have to work.”



6 Things That Make People Happy (22 pics)

“A good laugh is up there. An uncontrollable laugh that can be heard by the heavens.”


7 Things That Make People Happy (22 pics)

“That millisecond right before you and someone you like first kiss. Your faces get real close, the air around you changes, and you realize what’s about to happen.”


8 Things That Make People Happy (22 pics)

“The cessation of pain. That first morning after a sore throat where you wake up and you can swallow again.”


9 Things That Make People Happy (22 pics)

“I don’t speak from experience, but as an amateur musician, I imagine that hearing an entire stadium sing every word to a song that you wrote, during a live performance would.”


10 Things That Make People Happy (22 pics)

“Finally paying off all your debt.”


11 Things That Make People Happy (22 pics)

“At the time it was shooting heroin and coke. But that tends to ruin your life. Just a bit.”


12 Things That Make People Happy (22 pics)

“When you’re getting over a cold, and you blow your nose, and ALL the snot comes out. Keep blowing, and more snot hidden in the back of your nose comes out. And then suddenly, for the first time in a week, you can breathe through both nostrils at the same time.”


13 Things That Make People Happy (22 pics)

“Pooping in your home after a vacation.”


14 Things That Make People Happy (22 pics)

“To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.”


15 Things That Make People Happy (22 pics)

“Close 25 chrome tabs after solving a ‘problem.'”


16 Things That Make People Happy (22 pics)

“Going to bed knowing there is nothing you have to do tomorrow, and you can sleep as long as you wish.”


17 Things That Make People Happy (22 pics)

“An hour long back scratch while I go to sleep.”


18 Things That Make People Happy (22 pics)

“When you have a crazy itch just below your shoulder blade and it’s driving you nuts cause you can’t reach it and your wife scratches it perfectly. During sex.”


19 Things That Make People Happy (22 pics)

“The first few seconds of stretching in a clean bed under cool sheets after taking a hot shower. I’m silent like a ninja during sex, but stetching in a clean bed will have me moaning “oh my god this feels so good” uncontrollably.”


20 Things That Make People Happy (22 pics)

“When you have meat suck between your teeth and after 10 minutes you finally tongue it out. Legit orgasm in the mouth.”


21 Things That Make People Happy (22 pics)

“Being constantly surprised by how much someone you love loves you back. Puting in your all and having it be overwhelmingly reciprocated. Seeing the spark of excitement in their eyes when you wake up next to each other. I’d give anything to have that again.”



22 Things That Make People Happy (22 pics)

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