"Hubby poured cold stock into the hot chicken... time for DoorDash."
2
"While listening to music through my earpods this morning, I heard what sounded like static in my left ear. Turns out it was this little guy crawling from his hiding spot into my ear canal."
3
"My candle had an accident on my new carpet..."
4
"Obviously scatterbrained today, I put a laundry detergent pod in the dishwasher."
5
"Bought a mixed bag of candy, 32 out of 70 pieces were banana Laffy Taffys."
6
"The husband used my favorite knife as a garden tool."
7
"You know what, bathing is overrated."
8
"Got this because i was craving some chocolate."
9
No wafer Kit-Kat.
10
"Putting together a bookshelf and one of the screwheads still has metal in it."
11
"Something in my house smelled decayed. After a few hours i found out what."
12
"Went to take my classic car for a spin. Discovered the interior is completely covered in mold."
13
"An entire summers worth of love."
14
"Put both on this morning to get wife’s opinion. Forgot to change before I left and was at work all day like this."
15
"When you get a bag of corn for the deer and unaware of a hole in the bag, then some dumb a$$ slams on brakes in front of you at a GREEN LIGHT."
16
"The wind blew my chimney right off."
17
"A local baker decorated this cake and even took pictures before realising it was the wrong side up."
18
"After having a bad day, the outlet cover in my office decided to shatter. Went upstairs to get a replacement but while I was putting the new one on, it decided to shatter too. Tossed the screwdriver to the side in frustration but was greeted by this."
19
"I do calligraphy. I misplaced the circled in character, which is part of a 300 word scroll that I almost finished after 5 days of work, 200 characters in."
20
"Went paintballing with a few friends. I think one of the markers was a bit tuned up."
21
"I guess my pillow wasn't machine washable..."
22
"At my primary school, everyone with an allergy had to wear a yellow hat. I was allergic to bees..."
23
"Got up extra early just to make a special traditional breakfast for the parents. Instead of having a good time i got yelled at for using the expensive teabags, at which point they both got up and left."