“I asked the lady to cut my sandwich into 3 pieces.”
1
“Wife asked me to put all the TP we bought in the basket.”
2
“My note on the cheese fries said: ’extra cheese on the side.’”
3
“I asked my husband to make sure the kitchen counter was clean.”
4
“Asked my insurance to send me a list of approved psychologists, ones that are primarily within a 20-mile radius of my location. This is what I got in the mail today.”
5
“I asked my brother to take a picture of me in Spain and this was the actual picture he thought was fine. P.S. I’m not wearing a hat.”
6
“I asked for whipped cream and got this.”
7
“Boss wanted to see all the user permissions.”
8
"Your vinyl will be sent straight to your mailbox... Yeah, right..."
9
“Told my daughter she could have a bite out of my cookie.”
10
“After trying for 7 years, I finally placed in my age group — coming in first! I asked a bystander to capture my triumph.”
11
“I asked for no pickles, and got no burger : (”
12
“Asked if they could cut it in half so I could split it with my boyfriend.”
13
“Asked Portillos if they had a veggie dog. They said yes. Excitedly ordered one Chicago style. Received a bun with nothing but condiments on it that they charged me $5 for.”
14
“I specifically asked for a seat next to a window when checking in...”
15
“I asked for a sandwich with ‘just egg’ and they literally gave me just an egg.”