"Decided to try the chicken sandwich last night..."
2
"I dont think the garage door installers thought this through enough."
3
"I went to eat for 15minutes. Meanwhile our smoke sauna burned."
4
"Brother in law attempted to cut down a massive tree next to his barn."
5
"Saved up to buy Halloween decorations with my little brother and sister, we spent the day decorating the front of my house. Last night someone ripped them out of the ground and broke them."
6
"Ordered a 12$ salad."
7
"I married the person who does this."
8
"You can throw up ANYWHERE. Why there?"
9
"For the third year in a row, I can confirm Birmingham UK is not an ideal place to grow tomatoes."
10
"Came home to see my TV had fallen off the wall."
11
"I'm a 5'10" man who wears size 3 shoes. I still have to buy all my shoes in the kid's section."
12
"I ordered a sandwich on uber eats and got this, suck for the person that ordered this."
13
"Accepted into my dream school only to realize I can’t afford it."
14
"This planter was almost 100 years old and my grandmother’s. Thank you, next-door-neighbor’s demon child, aka Spawn of Satan."
15
"Well there is a water snake living in my toilet somehow."
16
"Somehow a whole wrench found it's way into the tire..."
17
"BREAKING NEWS: Local idiot spills spaghetti on her bed."
18
"That was loud."
19
"When you order Chipotle on DoorDash, double check it saved your order options before clicking ‘Submit’, otherwise you’ll be sent a bowl of nothing but meat."
20
"Someone came in and ordered 46 sandwich combos at 1:45 AM. We close at 2."
21
"Paid extra for this “window” seat."
22
"Ordered a salami baguette from the menu (must be diy?)."
23
"Yesterday I told my nana that I had never broke a bone and now today I’ve had all the bones in my foot crushed by a fork truck."