"I’m mowing lawns for college money my money just feel out of pocket and got shredded."
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"Purchased a new bed with a free adjustable frame. I didn't known it came with bed bugs."
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"Today we were given pez for being essential workers. heh. You can’t make this sh*t up."
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"HDMI cable broke and the other end is stuck in my tv."
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When you're feeding a baby hummingbird and it pees on you.
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"Dropped a jar of salsa and my dining table shattered."
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"New guy tried to empty the fryer grease into a plastic bucket."
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Nice.
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"I forgot to take the old coffee pod out of the coffee maker before making cup noodles."
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"Ah, the excitement of looking down just in time to discover that something amazing happened... about 2 minutes ago."
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"Today I learned, Porsche headlights are extremely lucrative for some people in order to grow weed efficiently and not get busted by the cops."
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"My car broke down on my way to be a pallbearer at my best friend's funeral."
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"Came back to my place in the city I work in after a couple months away and apparently my roommate turned the electricity off when he left but forgot to clean the fridge.."
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"Today I learned my yard turns into a gigantic mud pit when it rains."
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"Don’t leave your kayak out in the sun."
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Whoops...
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"I work at a grocery store. One of my cashiers tried to roll a watermelon across the scale."
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"Hit the freeway after getting a $100 oil change and the bolts weren’t fastened on the bottom of my car."
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"Got home from work to find out my son threw a AA battery at the TV."
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"Excited to move today, then a truck tire tired to decapitate me."
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"10 years ago, I got this watch from my grandfather in his will. Yesterday, I dropped it."