“The sign on my husband’s graphic design department.”
When you’ve put on too much perfume and your cat is not happy:
“Graduation day was great, until...”
“Walked through a fly strip this morning... Spent an hour shampooing glue and fly guts out of my hair.”
“I asked my mom to shave the hair around my ears but she put the shaver to high, so I had to go bald.”
“My first time on a rollercoaster, circa 1996.”
“We asked him to take a picture of my wife and me in front of the red bow in Vienna. This is what we found among other pictures when we got back home.”
“A candid shot from a friend’s wedding. I don’t know the backstory but this is a priceless picture.”
“My dad was admitted to the hospital. This is his toilet and the window is transparent.”