“User calls about a disc being stuck in another computer, mentions offhand about this laptop. They had been using and charging it like this for weeks...”
“Hand lotion just doesn’t mix with IT equipment.”
“Someone had a heater next to their PC, which was randomly shutting off, and she thought she smelled burning a couple of times.”
"My sister: “The kids have done something to my laptop, can you fix it?”"
“Here’s a computer that was just dropped off in our shop from a dairy farm. We have many farm customers, but they usually keep their computers off the floor and out of the manure. The inside was worse.”