“User calls about a disc being stuck in another computer, mentions offhand about this laptop. They had been using and charging it like this for weeks...”
1
“Hand lotion just doesn’t mix with IT equipment.”
2
“Someone had a heater next to their PC, which was randomly shutting off, and she thought she smelled burning a couple of times.”
3
"My sister: “The kids have done something to my laptop, can you fix it?”"
4
“Here’s a computer that was just dropped off in our shop from a dairy farm. We have many farm customers, but they usually keep their computers off the floor and out of the manure. The inside was worse.”