“My friend found a mansion on a real estate website that has a whole fake city in the basement.”
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"How do you like the idea of sitting on the toilet and just watching the clothes spin in the washing machine?"
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"Nothing special, just a cat who rents out his apartment."
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“A house my girlfriend and I looked at had a shower in the living room.”
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“A friend bought a new house in 2017. When a cable technician went down the basement, they found this shrine to Nicholas Cage.”
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“My grandmother is trying to sell her house in Florida. Here’s what the photos look like.”
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"Your home is well-protected by the latest generation of video surveillance."
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“My wife and I bought a house. After a while, she noticed a hatch in the floor, and we found THIS. No wonder the box was so heavy.”
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“I just stumbled upon this while looking at ads for houses that I could never afford: a realtor dresses up as Bigfoot for his photographs.”
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“I rented an apartment for a short time. I didn’t notice this right away.”
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“My apartment building has a World War II air-raid shelter in the basement.”
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“I bought an apartment recently and just met my neighbors.”
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“We found a safe behind a fake power socket in our new house.”
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“Just moved into a new house. I got to meet the neighbor dogs on my afternoon walk.”
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“I moved into a new apartment more than a year ago. Since then, this spawn of hell has been staring at me. Evil lives there and looks at me while I wash the dishes.”
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“Today, I moved into a new apartment. While I was unpacking my things, I noticed that something was lying on the floor in the corner. The keys are for comparison.”
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“My friend just bought a new house. The old owners must have been geniuses.”
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“I’ve just moved into a new apartment with... interesting neighbors.”
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Bonus: "Having your own home is amazing and it doesn’t matter whether it hides a surprise or not."