"Driving my wife's new car (still on the first tank of gas) when this happened."
2
"Really wanted pizza, fell asleep."
3
"Someone tried to get into my house through the front door several times last night, puked all over my porch and then left this note. Happy Thursday, everyone."
4
"Just paid my car off and cancelled full coverage insurance. It caught fire and burnt to the ground today."
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"Jeep got broken into last night, and a spider built a web over where the thief was in the driver seat."
7
"I was working on top of a kitchen counter and walked into a ceiling fan."
8
"My 100$ “shock proof” speaker after it literally rolled off a bench."
9
"Pumped hand sanitizer and it shot directly at my crotch at the entrance of the supermarket."
10
"One hour into a 10 hour shift, dropped a 1.5kg jar of chocolate powder that exploded into my shoes on the one day I wore fresh white socks. Gritty and unforgiving..."
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"I had to cancel my wedding because of COVID, but we didn't make the decision in time to cancel everything. Several hundred dollars of flowers just arrived today so I guess they'll just live in my house."
13
"FedEx showed its appreciation for its essential employees with this and a $2 pay cut. Thanks, FedEx."
14
"See that tiny sliver of metal in the gap? Those are my car keys that I locked in the groove of my trunk."
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"I dropped clear thumbtacks onto my cheapo carpet."
17
Our view at the Grand Canyon!
18
"My chair just kinda... gave up."
19
"I bought an annual cinema unlimited pass 9 days before national lockdown (March, UK)."
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"So, how's your day going?"
21
"My mom forgot the candle was burning."
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"Mailman's truck was blocked up the street so he had to walk to people's boxes. He made multiple trips to his truck so that the mail didn't get wet."
24
"Gotta clean my desk after it protected me from a stray bullet today :)"
25
Bamboo grew underneath the floor of this trailer.
26
"Got back to the boat landing to find my radio stolen and window shattered..."
27
"You can drive on the beach here, how cool is that!!!"
28
"Walked through a fly strip this morning.. Spent an hour shampooing glue and fly guts out of my hair."