"My gym has been renovating during the pandemic, sending emails keeping us all updated on the progress. They literally said “You won’t recognize this place when you come back!” Mother f*cker went and collapsed this afternoon."
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"I've lost 10lbs so far... apparently not enough..."
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"Just ordered a pizza, super excited when it showed up, opened the box and it was uncooked."
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"Didn’t check my old house for a while."
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"Got my delayed Amazon package. It was delivered empty. They never actually sealed the envelope. The item must have fallen out in transit."
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"Just discovered the termites in my walls."
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"Sat too close to the fire with my hiking boots."
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"So...My brother made a "pRanK" and did this... we dont have a key."
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"Putting down new floor and almost had enough, almost."
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"Lockdown renovations look so easy on Instagram."
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"A 15 minute long storm killed our tree."
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"Well... i think the image speaks for itself."
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"Good morning."
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"Dragging my 25 ton loader..."
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"What better way to end your workday than a ceiling leak!?"
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"I superglued my broken stone and left it on my desk. It’s glued to the desk now."
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"This is my bike. I was away for 6 minutes. I had to walk 16km home with a bike frame under my arm."
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"Forgot my gummy vitamins in the car..."
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"Found the fire ants while I was mowing."
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"Movers tried to extort $650 extra to carry my stuff up to my apartment. I couldn’t pay it so they dumped all my worldly possessions on the side or the road."
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"The city removed my street an hour before our movers arrived."
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"Turns out grocery store did not refrigerate these tortillas."