“I ordered oysters and here is what I discovered in one of them — a pearl!”
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“I ordered a pair of pliers on eBay and my package came smothered in vintage stamps. Some were over 60 years old.”
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“My new carving knife came with bandages.”
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“My new fridge came with an explanation of sounds.”
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“This bag of beef jerky came with a flosser.”
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“The gum I bought in Japan comes with a stack of paper for easy disposal.”
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“This lemon came with a mesh wrap, so the seeds don’t fall into your food when you squeeze it.”
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“My order from Japan came with a little origami shirt someone made for me.”
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“My order was packaged with a bag of chips as an air cushion.”
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“I ordered a $5 cardboard box and got an iPhone X.”
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“My dog treats came with a clip, so you can attach one to your phone and take a selfie with your dog.”
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“My sewing kit came with a tiny foam shirt.”
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“I asked the guy taking my order for, ‘as much fire sauce as you can give me without losing your job.’ Turns out that’s 243 packets. I promise not to ask for any more sauce for a while.”
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“New washer came with a pack of washing powder. It’s amazing!”
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“My coffee came with instructions for tying a neck tie.”
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“My shoes came with a ‘handle’ rather than being packed in a one-time use bag.”
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“The bubble wrap that came with the dog treats I ordered is shaped like bones.”
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“My textbook rental came with a Red Bull.”
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“The machine shop I work at uses salt water taffy for packing peanuts. All the delivery guys love us.”