Everything's For Customers (17 pics)

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“I bought dumplings which unexpectedly came with a flavor leaf and salt to cook them with.”

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“My spoon carving kit came with Band-Aids.”

3

“My new laptop has a sliding cover for the webcam.”

4

“This chocolate bar comes with marked portions.”

5

“I work at a vet clinic and one of our orders had bubble wrap in the shape of bones.”

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“This plug is designed to go around other plugs.”

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“The aglet at the end of my drawstring isn’t crimped or glued — it’s held by a tiny screw.”

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“Our new fridge has a filtered water pitcher in it.”

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“My new keyboard came with a free sample.”

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“This glass holds exactly as much liquid as one can of soda.”

11

“My new inhalers have a countdown (200 uses total) on them so I don’t have to keep track of when they need to be replaced.”

12

“The way this sign gradually floats up on my espresso machine when the drip tray fills.”

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“My laptop has an expandable ethernet port to control the thickness of the enclosure.”

14

“This furniture hardware is sorted by step rather than by type.”

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“This is perhaps the best toilet paper holder ever conceived.”