Bad Websites (50 pics)

1

We get that she travels a lot, but she hasn’t changed her website since 1992.

http://www.alovelyworld.com

2

This looks like an ugly icon from Windows 95.

http://tvseven.de

3

More like Your Old. Nice clip-art, by the way.

http://yournew.com

4

ARNGREN: They punch you in the face.

http://arngren.net

5

Please stop staring at me.

http://www.spaceistheplace.ca

6

Three words: Flying Afghan Hound.

http://hosanna1.com

7

How many ways can you spell “crazy?”

http://mito.cool.ne.jp/chinari21/2-16.html

8

He’s got style.

http://www.ingenfeld.de

9

We’re still not quite sure what their goal was.

http://havenworks.com

10

Noise is right.

http://www.noise.cz

11

Exploding horses.

http://www.allstarhorsefarm.com

12

Activate flash, let this one wow you.

http://www.altenpohl.de

13

Warning: Rampant javascripts reside here.

http://anselme.homestead.com/AFPHAITI.html

14

We may never know if this site ever worked correctly.

http://www.bollywoodsargam.com

15

Mouse-over dolphins are huge where this guy lives.

http://www.charisseafood.com.au/aboutcharis.htm

16

Ugly has a new format.

http://crazycraig.com

17

Nice sweater.

http://www.denley.com

18

If they actually get any business, it’s probably backorders from 1994.

http://www.directsoftwareconnection.com

19

Seizures await you here.

http://www.dokimos.org/ajff

20

More difficult to read than a miniature newspaper.

http://www.drudgereport.com

21

Doves. Rainbows. Need we say more?

http://www.fivedoves.com

22

They heard gradients were “in.”

http://www.fluidtek.com.au

23

Oh Franz, you stylish Internetz, you.

http://frnz.de

24

These people actually think they’re graphic-designers.

http://www.gcfrog.com

25

This man actually gets people to vote him into positions of power.

http://www.georgehutchins.com

26

If your post-grad school has a site like this, you have failed.

http://www.hrodc.com

27

Evolution -- of the horribly ugly website.

http://www.historianofthefuture.com

28

Their idea: “Let’s play a whole (bad) commercial ad in the background.”

http://www.inet-web.com

29

He was trying to go for simplicity, but he failed.

http://www.bw-hilchenbach.de/body_kriegsmarine.html

30

This page is a lil bit crappy.

http://www.lilbitcountrycandles.com

31

Ling is probably the most awesome car saleswoman out there, but her site hurts.

http://www.lingscars.com

32

This guy walks around very proud of himself for making his site “web 2.0” with transparency.

http://www.mrbottles.com

33

Their customers have pleaded with them, but they refuse to make their site less migraine-causing.

http://www.msy.com.au

34

In 1996, this would have been considered bad.

http://pixyland.org/peterpan/petersFashionPage.html

35

This is not how you lure potential clients.

http://www.pianoartist.com

36

The Earth does not want this sort of representation.

http://www.rogerart.com

37

Werewolves are prettier than this site.

http://www.savethewarewolves.com

38

Utah, where there are no web-designers.

http://www.ski-utah-rentals.com

39

If you’re looking for a campground, look elsewhere.

http://www.sleepyhollowlakeresort.com

40

Where do we start?

http://stevenlim.net

41

Ted is the biggest ball of crazy on the planet.

http://www.tedisgod.org

42

TIME CUBE.

http://www.timecube.com

43

If extraterrestrial life saw this page, they’d never make contact with us.

http://www.ufosreallyrevealed.com

44

Words cannot describe this site.

http://www.universe-people.com

45

Onslaught of seizure-inducing gifs.

http://www.web_4_all.republika.pl

46

This man will make you the best website -- EVER.

http://www.webking.com

47

Yvette’s is quite obviously the classiest bridal boutique in Panama City.

http://yvettesbridalformal.com

48

This may actually break your brain.

http://yyyyyyy.info

49

Zimbabwe -- where there’s a crazy rumor about this thing called “the Internet.”

http://www.gta.gov.zw