'Parasite' made history as the first-ever foreign film to win Best Picture at the Oscars.
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Just a few months ago, the Kansas City Chiefs won the Super Bowl for the first time since 1970.
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Jennifer Lopez and Shakira performed together at the half-time show. It was sexy as hell! Karens everyone were furious...
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The National Space Foundation released the most detailed image ever of the sun and everything thought it just looked like caramel corn.
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Eminem performed 'Lose Yourself' at the Oscars like it was 2002, and everyone was VERY confused...
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And Tom Hanks wasn't the coronavirus guy, he was the guy who freaked out when they tried to cut off Parasite's Best Picture acceptance speech.
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Tom Brady announced his decision to leave the New England Patriots. Not that is matters, because sports and everything else we love is cancelled.
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Everyone lost their damn minds over Brad Pitt touching Jennifer Anniston and the nonexistent chance that they're back together.
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It might seem like forever ago, but the Australian wildfires were the world's biggest concern only 2 months ago.
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Just a few weeks ago, WEEKS, there were (at least) seven people running for President.
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Planters killed off Mr. Peanut and replaced him with a new baby peanut. No one liked it, but at least the memes were great.
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We learned there's a butthole version of 'Cats.' And no, we haven't found it yet.
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Kobe Bryant, his daughter Gianna, and seven others died in a tragic helicopter crash.
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The internet couldn't stop debating who was right: this woman who reclined her airplane seat or this man (who's seat wouldn't recline) who kept hitting her seat. Don't get me started...
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Billie Eilish took her shirt off in concert, finally revealing her body, to make a powerful statement about judging women's bodies.
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"Megxit" happened and Prince Harry and Meghan Markle left the royal family and moved to good ol' Canada.
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Everyone was so excited for the start of the XFL! But we all know how that ended a couple months later...
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And then sh*t really hit the fan... Coronavirus spread across the world like wildfire and now I'm sitting at home in the same pajamas I've been in for seven weeks wiping my ass with kleenexes.