Weird Home Designs (24 pics)

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The Plastic Sheeting Is For The Vomit Caused By The Migraine Caused By Everything Else

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“As Gregor Samsa Awoke One Morning From Uneasy Dreams He Found Himself Transformed Into A Black Gym Ball”

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Like A Circle In A Spiral, Like A Wheel Within A Wheel. Like A Toilet In A Shower, In A Kitchen, With Hanging Space For Clothes, And A Portable Radiator

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As He Listened To Them Driving Away, George Realised It Wasn’t A Real Game Of Hide And Seek

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The Lord Has Sent Us A Sign, In The Form Of 2 Hideous Rugs And A Huge Crystal Bowling Pin

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We Don’t Know What He Does In There. He Says He’ll Tell Us Once He’s Caught Something

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When It Came To Selling Their House, Slipknot’s Decision To Manage Their Own Viewings Was Ill-Advised And Unsuccessful

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“Honey, I Found The Perfect Place For Our Wall-Mounted Naked Limbless Gender-Neutral Toddler Dolls”

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I’ll Make The Bed As Soon As I Can Find It

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I Love Excercise. I Could Lay In Bed And Watch It All Day

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Property Comes Complete With A Frisky Middle-Aged Woman And Half A Bottle Of Chardonnay

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The Music Drowns Out The Washing Machine Drowns Out The Toilet Helps You Forget About The Mirrors

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I Mean It Marv, If You Walk Out That Door We’re Finished

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That Time When Open Plan Living Broke Through The Acceptability Threshold

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This Bath Was Brought To You By The Letter H And The Realisation That Interior Design Just Changed Forever

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How Thoughtful Of The Seller To Leave Us A Self-Portrait Of Her Breast-Feeding Her Dog

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The Sun Will Set, And The Demons Of The Night Will Rise. Until Then, The Vaccuum Cleaner Sleeps A Dreamless Sleep

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Anyone Thinking Of Trying Rachmaninov’s 2nd, Forget It. I’m Not In The Mood

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You Can Have Storage Or You Can Have A Bathroom. You Can’t Have Both

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4 Bedrooms, 2 Bathrooms, And Extensive Opportunities For Open Plan Off-Roading

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I’m Not Suggesting It’s Inauthentic, But Did Henry Viii Definitely Have A Weights Bench?

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The Isolationist Equivalent Of A Welcome Mat