Hiked Two Hours To Set Up A Picnic, Returned To This
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Spider Cat
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This Was On My Friend's Local News. I Laughed So Hard
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Thanks For Ruining My Breakfast
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I Am Mortified!
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My husband had a conference call today. It was minimized so I thought it was just a speakerphone call. It wasn't. He didn't have any idea because he was focused on his work. I was wandering around in a sleepy stupor to and from the bathroom. They saw. One of them said, "hey, I just saw your wife's boobs!" Once I realized what was happening, I grabbed a baby blanket and tried to crawl away, which they apparently could see as well, and I could hear them all laughing. My husband couldn't even breathe he was laughing so hard. I was pretty embarrassed. More embarrassed when I found out the hospital chaplain was on the call. I can only hope I made someone's day. Guess Whose Patient Has Been Diagnosed Positive And Now The Night Shift Doesn't Want To Come, So I Have 12 More Hours Ahead
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Classic Quarantine Haircut
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When You Think You’re Being Discreet Buying Adult Toys Online
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Both Cars Crashed Into Each Other Today In New Belgrade
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I Tried To Bake My Daughter A Birthday Cake But I Made A Butthole Instead
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The Printer Exploded
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Washed My Favorite Jumper
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As If COVID-19 And Losing Our Jobs Weren't Bad Enough, We Just Lost Both Cars To A Tree
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My 4 Year Old Nephew About Killed Me Last Night At 2 Am. He Moved His Child Sized Storm Trooper Into The Hall Next To The Bathroom
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My Kids Waiting For The Bus Today. Happy April Fools' Day
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My Only Computer Dies Just When The Country Goes Into Lockdown And Uni Puts Everything Online. Also, The Warranty Just Expired Last Month
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A Pipe Broke Upstairs
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Try Not To Sneeze When Using An Eyelash Curler
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Wanted To Start My Day With A Big Coffee. The Splat Even Has A Face
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Damn Cats
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Quarantine Is Going Well In My Neighborhood
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Doggy Had An Accident. Roomba Found It
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I Installed My Own Microwave Today And Saved $150 In Install Fees
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For God's Sake
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Now We Know Who The Favourite Child Is
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Supposed To Be My Bachelor Party Today. Now It's A Party For 1. It Might Feel Odd Later When I Strip For Myself
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Apparently My Extroverted Neighbours Are Not Doing Well On Day 24 Of Quarantine
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Strawberry And Gratis Snake?
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Got Two Identical Pieces And The One I Need Is Missing
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Spent Months Creating And Printing A Card Game That Requires Bodily Contact, Just In Time For My Shipment To Arrive Mid-Quarantine
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So Today's Supposed To Be The Best Day Of My Life. Now I'm Just Going To Have To Settle For The Next Best Option
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My House After I Went To Buy Some Fruits
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When Your April Fools' Prank Is To Replace All The Mugs In The Office, But Everyone Works From Home Now
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I Burnt My Hand Taking Tomato Soup Out Of The Microwave. The Toast I Was Making Popped Up And It Scared Me
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Poor Kid
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First Day Of Quarantine And My Shower Decided To Fall Apart
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Hello, The Stupidest Thing I've Ever Done
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A Gallon Jar Of Honey Cracked And Spilled In My Friend’s Car The Other Day
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Wedding Was Cancelled Due To COVID-19. I've Been On Hold With Capital One Travel For 7 Hours Trying To Cancel Honeymoon Hotel
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Picked Up Dinner From A Local Restaurant. Sauce Leaked, Bag Broke, Dinner Said Hello To The Garage Floor