"Wanted to start my day with a big coffee. The splat even has a face..."
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"I found a black widow spider in my shower puff this morning."
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"The amount of waffle batter my wife and kids left for me."
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"Somehow didn’t see this in the lawn as I was mowing. The mower survived, my wife’s favorite gardening tool didn’t have the same outcome."
4
"Had a leak develop in our laboratory this morning. Nobody was on campus to catch it so there was 4 inches of standing water and countless ruined pieces of equipment."
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"My neighbor cut some trees today and ended up cutting our cable internet line. Happy quarantine everyone..."
6
Someone left his Nintendo Switch on a radiator while it was charging...
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"After being depressed in my room for the last 2 weeks, I decided to get up and make Alton Brown's peanut butter cookies. No one told me the oven has been overheating and within 3 minutes, all but 3 of my cookies were completely burned on the bottom. I'm going back to bed."
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"The hail that just hit my house. There were thousands of them this size."
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"Supposed to be my bachelor party today. Now it's a party for 1. It might feel odd later when i strip for myself..."
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"Everyone wants a skylight above their bed until it's a full moon night."
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"Built this deck last summer to spend future evenings with my wife. It’s my 40th birthday, we’re getting a divorce and the pandemic keeps all my friends away. Pandemic, Divorce, and Birthdays f*cking suuuuck! Well at least I have my health :)"
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"I spent over 4 hours baking a cake only to immediately drop it."
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"My submission for dumbest way to injure yourself: I burnt my hand taking tomato soup out of the microwave. The toast I was making popped up and it scared me."
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"I got attacked by a dog on my way to get groceries and now I have to get shots for the next 4 days at the most crowded hospital in my city..."
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"Spent months creating and printing a card game that requires bodily contact, just in time for my shipment to arrive mid-quarantine."
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"Everyone including my parents forgot it was my birthday today, so I improvised."
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"Israel brings in millions of eggs to relieve Passover shortages and then this happens."
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"Finding a hundred dollar bill in the parking lot only to learn it’s movie prop money."