How To Ruin Your Marriage (26 pics)

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I’ve been driving around like this for a solid week now.

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Chris was helping me pack for my trip and tried to prank my Tylenol. Jokes on him because he misspelled it.

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Labor is the perfect time for a selfie.

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Matt leaves Pokey and Gumby (engaged in suggestive positions) in random places around the house.

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Hmmm, it appears a husband has been here. Cup of beer, cup of cheer—same thing!

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Don't cut your pizza like this! I can kill my husband now.

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This should sufficiently freak out my wife when she goes to bed tonight.

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Found this when I turned on the bedroom lamp!

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When your husband texts you that he has a surprise for you when you get home at 5am..no Goldilocks at our house just the dang teddy bear trying out the bed!

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Husband left this much toilet paper on the roll.

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Glad I enjoy a complex... savage relationship with Jen.

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Husband arranged the holiday stockings to spell something that isn't quite in the spirit.

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This is what happens when you ask your husband to pack your lunch.

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Creepy baby seriously needs to go away until next Halloween. He scared the heck out of me again this morning. Husband pranks.

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Too literal.

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Leaving this amount of cereal at the bottom of the box is CRIMINAL.

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When you mention not closing one cabinet.. this is what I get walking into the kitchen a little late.

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I can imagine his trouble at home... poor thing.

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OMG! I walk in the bathroom to find slick Mike FLAT IRONING his beard!

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Husband put a ribbon on the door handle and made it seem like it was opening and closing on its own... Right after we watched The Conjuring. I may have cried just a little bit and didn’t fall asleep for awhile! “Sigh” my husband is an evil prankster mastermind genius.

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My bathroom hand towel before and after Mike gets home... He says he sees no difference.

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The husband pranked me whilst I was making dinner... Then text me this!