"Apparently I’m allergic to every grass and tree species in my state..."
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"There were mountain lion tracks on my driveway. I live in a wooded community and go out to the bus alone at 6 AM."
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"LPT: don’t use your favorite shirt to open a soda bottle."
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"Yes, this was freshly made hot sauce."
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"Guess who stepped on a nail today?"
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"My hair straightener almost fell on the floor. Don’t worry, I caught it!!"
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"Hand sanitizer dripped on to my brand new dress shoes."
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"Lamborghini Huracan flooded due to rain in São Paulo. It was not insured."
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"Accidentally glued the rear view mirror mounting tab on backwards and then broke the windshield trying to take it back off."
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"Got up this morning and went to have a shower..."
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"Drove by this 300 year old chopped down tree earlier."
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"Didn't measure my cat and bought a carrying pack way too small for him."
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"I stepped on lego."
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Model S came in earlier, fell off the delivery truck."
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"Neighbor is having some trees removed, and this happened when a big log fell and shook the house."
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"Someone in Australia was tying their shoe when a Fire Bombing plane had to drop their load due to turbulence."
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"Guess who put their foot through the crotch of their pants at 5am this morning with only 2 hours left of a 24 hour shift and didn't bring an extra uniform.. am paramedic.. still got 1.5 hours left..."
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"None of the previous owners of my 1951 house ever had the vents cleaned out."
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"My glass door was scratching my floor so i thought a little lift would help... instead i unplugged my door from the wall and it crushed into the floor at 6 a.m."
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"Finally got the pictures from my cruise developed..."
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"Just got a shipment of my shoes, they are two different types and two different sizes."