“If you have any questions just go here-kitty-kitty and I’ll come to you.”
1
“Someone made this miserable moth walk in snow.”
2
“Why is the Uber helicopter is the cheapest of all the options???”
3
“Important update from mom.”
4
“I noticed my son walking with a case, opening it, checking something, and saying, ‘My precious’ but he wouldn’t show it to me! Got a chance to catch a glimpse and there were... HUGE ROCKS in there.”
5
Dads always know what to say.
6
“Met a guy on Tinder who apparently lives in my apartment.”
7
When your dad has a plan.
8
Inspiration can catch you at any moment.
9
Language teachers should do a better job.
10
“I was looking for earrings online and I found this masterpiece.”