“If you have any questions just go here-kitty-kitty and I’ll come to you.”
“Someone made this miserable moth walk in snow.”
“Why is the Uber helicopter is the cheapest of all the options???”
“Important update from mom.”
“I noticed my son walking with a case, opening it, checking something, and saying, ‘My precious’ but he wouldn’t show it to me! Got a chance to catch a glimpse and there were... HUGE ROCKS in there.”
Dads always know what to say.
“Met a guy on Tinder who apparently lives in my apartment.”
When your dad has a plan.
Inspiration can catch you at any moment.
Language teachers should do a better job.
“I was looking for earrings online and I found this masterpiece.”