"Not only did grandpa already have this shirt, he was wearing it when he unwrapped it."
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"My hot-water bottle burst today (while hot water was inside."
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"Tried to grab a quick photo while driving past the Washington Monument."
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"Heard a crack and my sangria exploded."
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"I volunteered to make cupcakes for my work holiday party tomorrow, and decided to get fancy and fill them with a white chocolate ganache. Now it looks like someone sexually assaulted my dessert."
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"All the strawberry topping on my ice cream came off with the lid..."
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"Christmas looking good so far."
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"Guess who's severely allergic to hair dye? This girl!"
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"I brought back one bottle of wine from my vacation in Paris. Today, it jumped off the fridge."
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"My friend works as an extra in movies and does stock photography.... just saw him pictured as a sex offender on a bus in Florida."
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"A hospital staff member got stuck inside of this restroom for 3+ hours because the door knob was broken and lock was stuck. The only way we could let her free was to create this doggie door."
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"When the entire lid falls off of the pepper container..."
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"I put a Christmas Story lamp in my front window and not one of my neighbors recognized it. Several have stopped to ask why I have a 'weird, gross leg' on display."
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"I’ve been saving up for a Switch for a couple months now. I finally got it last week and found this in my dog’s mouth this morning."
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"RIP (2018-2019) Courtesy of a drunk Jackass."
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"Opened the wrapping on a fancy new book with a pen. I hate myself."
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"My gran just witnessed the bin lorry men press the wrong button."