We All Do This (19 pics)
Carrying way too much from your car so you can "make it in one trip."
Mumbling the name part during a rendition of "Happy Birthday."
Pretending not to be disappointed when you get a birthday card without any cash.
Eating a 'family size' bag of chips by yourself.
Walking to the "bathroom" when you wake up but ending up in your closet.
Checking your symptoms on the internet, and convincing yourself you're on death's door.
Stumbling and turning it into a funny dance.
Claiming you have plans to get out of a social function, even though you totally don't.
Carefully inspecting an item at the grocery store because someone is standing in front of the one you actually want.
Offering some truly transparent fake laughter.
Lying to the doctor when they ask about your alcoholic drink consumption.
Using the bathroom at a friend's house and peeking at their medicine cabinet.
Lowering the music on your car stereo so you can see better.
Searching for your phone while holding it in your hand.
Seeing an outrageous price on something at a store and pretending you're still considering it.
Buying a week's worth of fresh vegetables and not eating any of it.
Reading directions on a box of food, throwing it in the trash, then retrieving it because you've forgotten everything already.
Waiting a few minutes after a person sits down next to you before leaving so you didn't hurt their feelings.
Accidentally sending a text to the person you're talking about.
