Family Jokes (21 pics)

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“My daughter hates it when her sandwich is not cut perfectly in half. My wife had to up her game to annoy her.”

2

“My wife bought a book, and I made a summary insert for her”

3

When your dad is an Uber driver who sets his own rules:

4

“Smashed my finger with a hammer, my wife brought me this ice pack...”

5

“My wife thinks it’s ok to mix M&M’s with Skittles.”

6

“As a prank, my brother wrapped 8 pairs of my shoes up in tin foil and duct tape. I’m 23 and he’s 31. We may never grow up.”

7

“My parents snuck into my apartment just so they could dress my cat up as a reindeer.”

8

“My friend made these sweets for her kids.”

9

“My girlfriend’s brother hates Apple and I work there. This is why I have so many of these stickers and I’m happy to use them to decorate the house of my future relative.”

10

"My grandmother turned 93 today. She's always been a prankster. So all my cousins and I decided to put 93 flamingos in her yard. We're from the Midwest, so it makes sense."

11

"My sister is visiting me for Christmas. I prepared some bedding for the guest room."

12

"It’s been 8 days and my girlfriend's mom still has not noticed."

13

"My son was shocked when he saw me wearing a wig."

14

A nice way to start the day in 3, 2, 1...

15

"I fell asleep on the couch. My dad decided to wrap me in toilet paper and take a picture. He thought it would be a funny prank."

16

This is a terrible prank for people who are scared of spiders.

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"Every year I try to disguise my sister's Christmas present. This year I think I went a little too far..."

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When danger comes from places you least expect:

19

When a cookie tin is really just a cookie tin (and not a container for sewing supplies):

20

“I think we found out who my parents’ favorite child is.”