“Apparently my wife trapped a bee in her cup holder.”
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“I think my husband’s going to realize I borrowed one of his extension cords.”
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The struggle is real when your wife thinks you’re on a diet, but you are craving junk food.
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“I found out that our Volkswagen fits in the den. We’ll see what the wife thinks when she gets home.”
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“My dad is a huge Golden State fan, my husband is not. This is what my father woke up to this morning after a Raptors win!”
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“I took a picture of the moment my 2 kids realized all the donuts at the party had been eaten while they were off playing on the swings.”
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“I broke the toilet seat. This is how I told my wife”
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“My daughter trying to hide when she is supposed to be in bed.”
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This guy went to the delivery room with his wife to cheer her up.
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Family life can be exhausting.
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Husband said he was going to make a bed frame. Turns out it was for the cat.”
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“My mom gave my daughter 2 $1 bills. She took them upstairs and “made more money.”
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The wall was freshly painted.
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My daughter’s solution when her piggy bank deposit slot wasn’t wide enough to put rolled money into.
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“You left the toilet seat up.”
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What happens when the wife spends too much time in Target:
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“My daughter said the bagel wouldn’t fit in the toaster so I told her to cut it in half”
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“My wife forgot to leave the car seat for me to take our son to the babysitter’s house. This is the picture I sent when she asked how I was going to get him there.”
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“My husband, Ian, insisted that our new puppy Nala get her own stocking. I thought it was sweet until I realized he had ulterior motives”
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“Pettiness level 100,000,00; My husband was angry this morning so he decided he was only making his half of the bed.”
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This is what a husband gets for not emptying out the diaper genie.
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I told my brother he can eat half of my grapes
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When your 4-year-old daughter decides to give herself a haircut and the only words you can tell her are “It will grow back”