Celebrities Fails (36 pics)
Paris Hilton
"No, no, I didn’t go to England, I went to London."
Britney Spears
"I’ve never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that’s very popular out there in Africa"
Kanye West
"I actually don't like thinking. I think people think I like to think a lot. And I don't. I do not like to think at all."
Shaquille O’Neal
Reporter: “Did you visit the Parthenon during your trip to Greece?” Shaquille O’Neal: “I can’t really remember the names of the clubs we went to.”
Christina Aguilera
"So, where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?"
Jaden Smith
“If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society.”
Jessica Simpson
“Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it’s tuna but it says ‘Chicken of the Sea’.”
Brooke Shields
"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost an important part of your life"
Justin Bieber
When asked what political party he’d support if he was old enough to vote, Bieber responded: “I’m not sure about the parties. But whatever they have in Korea, that’s bad.”
Kellie Pickler
"I thought Europe was a country."
Mike Tyson
"I guess I'm gonna fade into Bolivian"
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Asked whether he supported gay marriage, Arnold replied, "No, I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman."
Dalai Lama
“I mean, if a female Dalai Lama come, then she must be very attractive. Otherwise not much use.”
Sienna Miller
"I love them. Love them. I think the more positive approach you have to smoking, the less harmful it is."
Bill O'reilly
"I’ll tell you why [religion’s] not a scam. In my opinion, all right? Tide goes in, tide goes out. Never a miscommunication. You can’t explain that. You can explain why the tide goes in…"
Geraldo Rivera
“I am urging the parents of black and Latino youngsters, particularly, to not let their young children go out wearing hoodies. I think the hoodie is as much responsible for Trayvon Martin’s death as George Zimmerman was.”
Craig T. Nelson
"I've been on foodstamps and welfare. Anybody help me out? No."
David Beckham
"We're definitely going to get Brooklyn christened, but we don't know into which religion."
Amanda Bynes
To Rihanna "Chris Brown Beat You Because You're Not Pretty Enough"
Sylvester Stallone
"The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush."
George Gobel
"If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight."
Cameron Diaz
“I’ve been noticing gravity since I was very young.”
Mitt Romney
"I believe in an America where millions of Americans believe in an America that's the America millions of Americans believe in. That's the America I love."
Lena Dunham
“Now I can say that I still haven’t had an abortion, but I wish I had.”
Kelly Osbourne
"If you kick every Latino out of this country, then who is going to be cleaning your toilets, Donald Trump?"
Madonna
"Listen, everyone is entitled to my opinion."
Dan Quayle
"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system!"
R Kelly
"All of a sudden, you’re, like, the bin Laden of America. Osama bin Laden is the only one who knows exactly what I’m going through.”
Guy Ritchie
"It's okay to have beliefs, just don't believe in them."
Paris Hilton
"I'm so smart now. Everyone's always like 'take your top off'. Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I'm not stupid."
Ke$ha
"If I smear glitter on my face, you don't have a choice—you will be more attracted to me."
Will Smith
"If it was something that I really committed myself to, I don't think there's anything that could stop me becoming President of the United States."
Gwyneth Paltrow
“I’d rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a tin”
Jim Morrison
"I think the highest and lowest points are the important ones. Anything else is just...in between."
David Hasselhoff
"I've got taste. It's inbred in me."
Morrissey
"Long hair is an unpardonable offence which should be punishable by death."
