Married Life (24 pics)
“My wife just told me she is pregnant and wants a toasty shower.”
“My wife ‘sprayed’ sunscreen on my back.”
“I had ONE job this morning.”
“My husband put his pants right beside the laundry basket instead of just in it.”
“Tried washing my husband’s pillow...”
“My wife eats the toppings only and then puts this thing back into the box.”
“My husband ties bread bags into super-tight, impenetrable knots so I have to tear the bag open to get to the bread.”
“Get your wife an 18 carrot necklace for V-day next year.
“My wife asked me to fix the toilet.”
“My wife is incapable of finishing a drink.”
“How my husband puts back cereal...”
“My wife fell asleep before me.”
“My friend’s wife made him shave his moustache. He left this for her on the bathroom counter.”
“My wife got me a nerf gun...”
“Wife went to the attic. I told her not to step on the drywall... She then said that she didn’t know what drywall was.”
“My husband always forgets to put a new roll of toilet paper on. Today he didn’t forget.”
“Wife doesn’t pay attention to what we already have when buying groceries.”
“Wife doesn’t get why this lid position annoys me!”
A clever husband is as good as gold.
“My wife never fully screws the lids back onto anything...”
“My wife wanted her sandwich cut in half. She was non-specific as to how.”
“I have my reasons for making my wife use her own tube.”
“How my wife throws away boxes”
“When you come home late from work and your husband announces he might have had a little accident making dinner:”
