"Someone decided to cut in front of us and we had to hit the brakes"
2
"Dropped my credit card in a public toilet. While it had a stranger's pee in it."
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4
"The logo for my son’s IT class at school."
5
"Dad started the grill before I came over and forgot to watch it or wet the dry grass first."
6
"Tractor caught fire at work."
7
"You guys remember that guy that blew a tire and his spare on Monday? That was me here’s another one from just now."
8
"Not a great name for a brand of wheelchair."
9
"I bit into my donut and there was just air."
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11
"The Roomba didn't come home last night after it's scheduled cleaning and is no where to be found."
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13
"Lost a trusty old friend today"
14
"So my vaccum robot got into my Lego room."
15
"I work as a mobile mechanic. Had 15+ customer cars that I was bending over at their houses, showing them the wrong kind of crack. They weren't like this when I put them on this morning."
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17
"They thought parking under this street light would be a safe spot overnight."
18
"Left the dog at home to go to a funeral a few hours away. Our car’s tire pressure light came on when we were driving on the interstate so we had to pull over and never made it to the funeral. Got home and found out our dog was locked in the bedroom and had done this."
19
"I needed 73 to pass"
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21
"Came back from vacation to this. Apartment complex doesn’t have cameras so I have no idea who did it. And I have a $1000 deductible on my insurance so I basically have to pay for the repair myself. Fml."
22
"Was so excited for that sweet feeling of peeling the plastic off, why is this world so cruel?"
23
"A package I had been waiting for was delivered to the post office, I jumped out of bed, put some shoes on and I went to the post office, there were some folks in there and I talked to a few. I got home and I started to cook myself food, and I noticed my shorts had been inside out the entire time."
24
"Amazon Prime & I waited 4 days, breast pump FINALLY came in; it’s invisible?"
25
Welp
26
"Oven light fell out while I was cooking a pizza."
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"Blowing out a black candle without covering it properly. Didn’t notice until yesterday."