“My younger brother put pies in the microwave for 40 minutes instead of 4 minutes.”
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And now some kids who suck at hide and seek.
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“Just re-found a message from this dumb kid who threatened to call 911 cuz I didn’t wanna join his party on Xbox.”
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“I let her walk a couple of inches into the water when she’s wearing her boots. Today, she decided she was going to run full speed into the lake behind her and fell face first.”
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“Putting a chopping board under a pizza to catch the things that drop.”