Man's Unspoken Rules (25 pics)

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When you dry your @$$ or balls with a towel it resets by the next day and you can use that side for your face again.



1 Man's Unspoken Rules (25 pics)

If possible, every other urinal.


2 Man's Unspoken Rules (25 pics)

After applying restraints to objects in the flatbed of a truck, saying “Yep, that’s not goin’ anywhere” is an absolute necessity.


3 Man's Unspoken Rules (25 pics)

If a bro dies while lifting, put more weight on the bar, then call 911.


4 Man's Unspoken Rules (25 pics)

We all have to be tough when sometimes the spider does scare you.


5 Man's Unspoken Rules (25 pics)

Don’t look over in the urinals. Just don’t.


6 Man's Unspoken Rules (25 pics)

If a friend buys you a drink you don’t pay it back you just buy the next round..


7 Man's Unspoken Rules (25 pics)

When hugging as a greeting or goodbye, two pats.

When hugging as a genuine, intimate embrace, three pats.

One is rude, four is just weird.


8 Man's Unspoken Rules (25 pics)

If your eyes meet another guys on the bus or train you have less than a second to look away.


9 Man's Unspoken Rules (25 pics)

If you come across someone with your same shirt/outfit it’s mandatory to salute or hi five.


10 Man's Unspoken Rules (25 pics)

Do not, in any way, be that guy.


11 Man's Unspoken Rules (25 pics)

If you have to get up for beer, you must ask if anyone else needs one.


12 Man's Unspoken Rules (25 pics)

When someone enters the bathroom sniffle or cough to let them know your in there.


13 Man's Unspoken Rules (25 pics)

When someone gets banged up and is clearly in pain, just shut up for a minute or two and let him do a proper systems diagnosis. Only then should you ask if he’s okay.


14 Man's Unspoken Rules (25 pics)

Don’t make it a problem and it won’t be one.


15 Man's Unspoken Rules (25 pics)

When at a stop sign and you are in the passenger seat, you lean back so the driver can see past you and if the way is clear. Girls seem to need to be told, but guys just seem to do it automatically.


16 Man's Unspoken Rules (25 pics)

Automatic high fives. Hand goes up, the temptation is unbearable.


17 Man's Unspoken Rules (25 pics)

Bring back a man’s tools. If you break it, replace it. That’s a real man’s rule.


18 Man's Unspoken Rules (25 pics)

I’m surprised no one’s mentioned this. If there’s one beer left in your friend’s fridge and it’s not yours, you don’t take it. You leave it for him. Unless he offers it to you, in which case it becomes fair game.


19 Man's Unspoken Rules (25 pics)

If you see a stain at the bottom of the toilet use the stream of your pee to try and clean it off.

Even if you don’t succeed you need to do your part.


20 Man's Unspoken Rules (25 pics)

Urinating in the shower is multi-tasking.


21 Man's Unspoken Rules (25 pics)

It’s ok to abandon your friends on a night out if you’re getting laid.


22 Man's Unspoken Rules (25 pics)

Never, ever make eye contact whilst eating a banana.


23 Man's Unspoken Rules (25 pics)

You must question your masculinity or purchasing habits if you can’t bring all the bags in from the car in one trip.


24 Man's Unspoken Rules (25 pics)

Nod up for an acquaintance, nod down for a stranger.



25 Man's Unspoken Rules (25 pics)

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