"My wife wanted to make sure that someone took a picture of the expression on our faces when our daughter was born today. So I took one."
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"I got bored and turned on the motion detection on our nanny cam and set it to email my wife while she's at work. Then I dressed up in an old Halloween mask and set my plan into motion. My ear is still bleeding from her phone call. But yet I can't wait to buy more masks."
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He ate all the muffin tops
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He confused the top of the stairs with the kitchen sink or dishwasher, even:
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He was asked to unpack the toilet paper and instead created this booby trap
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A husband clasped his wife's bra like this
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6'2" (1,87m) husband hung a mirror for his 5'1" (1,55m) wife