It's A Very Big Gun (3 pics)

2018, and these retarded cunts still haven't figured out what overcompensating means, nor the fantastic depths of their unbearably sublime stupidity, immaturity, and insecurity - to name but a few immaculately abhorrent character traits - it reveals. The more powerful the gun, the bigger the truck, the louder the speaker, the faster the motorcycle, the smaller the penis.

And I'm not talking about their real dicks. No, no, no. The expression of fear is conceived in their diseased minds as to their self-image of their own manhood. Doesn't matter if his cock is twenty-four feet long: in this douche bag's psyche, it's Lilliputian. One could almost feel pity, if one were disposed to such lugubrious and abject pathos.

Yawn.

Sincerest apologies. I'll use smaller words. It was an itsy, bitsy, teeny, weeny, very, very, tiny peeny.

No - he/she understood. It's just that you are very very boring and annoying. And we all wish you would f*ck off, you spastic cunt

Thank you, sir or ma'am. Please tell me all your wishes. Spare no detail. After all, it's best to study as much as possible the retarded cunts with which one cohabitates. How better could I do my very, very small part to help further expedite civilization's demise? I'm very, very open to suggestion.

My resolutely finite imagination has come up with a few ideas, most of which are beyond any measure of my control. The best of these by far is a nearby supernova, which would, if precisely aimed at our backwater bayou of a planet, sterilize the globe. Not even bacteria would survive. This would be the mother of all "yippee ki yay, motherf*cker" moments.

Nuclear holocaust is somewhat more within my reach if not my grasp, providing I can elicit enough rage and hostility from the billions of testosterone-laden freaks who live among me. This is actually quite easy to do, considering how simple it was to cunt-bait you and so many others, except for the problems of scale and time. My lifespan and the scope of my audience on AcidCow are wholly inadequate to achieve so lofty and desirous a goal anytime soon.

So, help me out here, partner. I need fresh insights on how to best end the misery of so many. Do it for the children, if no one else!

I already helped you out - I told you to f*ck off.

Cunt-bait taken. Retard of the highest order caught.

Hmm, yeah. I think if you look at the up votes to down votes, you'll be able to see who is the retard here. Or maybe you wont, you know, BEING SUCH A f*ckING RETARD. Now go and drown yourself.

Never take refuge in the false security of consensus.