A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, “Ma’am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you’ll forgive me.” She replies, “if your penis is as hard as your elbow, I’m in room 1221.”
Nemo 33 is the center of diving in Uccle, near Brussels, Belgium, and it is home for the deepest swimming pool in the world. Swimming pool consists of two large flat-bottomed basins with a depth of 16.4 ft (5 m) and 32.8 ft (10 m), and a large circular pit, with a depth of 108.3 ft (33 m).