In one Ukrainian supermarket the chicken prices dropped heavily as a part of it's promotion. That's why people tried to take as much as they can. But the question is what would they do with such amount of meat?
The unique motor yacht "Cosmic Muffin" was built from the aircraft Boeing 307 Stratoliner. These aircraft were produced in the 30th of the last century. Initially it was called "The Londonaire". It was made in 1974. Nowadays, aircraft-yacht remains afloat and anyone can travel on it for a fee. Next you'll see how everything happened.
A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, “Ma’am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you’ll forgive me.” She replies, “if your penis is as hard as your elbow, I’m in room 1221.”