Real Situations That Only Girls With Big Butts Will Be Able To Relate To (17 pics)

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If we were running away from a bad guy and had to squeeze through two walls in an alley, we would be really f*cked.

Not getting wedgies from every piece of clothing known to man.

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R.I.P. underwear, shorts, dresses, pants — all eaten by the force of our cracks.

Being able to wear things without them ripping on your gigantic bottom.

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Wearing a bodycon dress that doesn’t constantly shimmy its way up your thighs like that’s its job.

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*spends entire night anxiously pulling down on dress*

Finding a pair of well-fitting of jeans.

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So…they fit? They go over your butt? But aren’t too big on your waist? And feel right on your thighs? IMPOSSIBLE!!!

And putting on a pair of jeans in no time.

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You know, without sweating like you’re competing in the Olympics or something.

Being able to quickly get out of chairs without taking the whole damn thing with you.

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And what do you mean you can share seats with friends?

Not knocking things over/running into actual people on a daily basis.

8

“Oh sorry, it kind of just does that.”

Wearing a pair of low-riding jeans that doesn’t expose the world to the Mariana Trench, aka your buttcrack.

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And being able to lean over without holding onto your bottoms for dear life.

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Not leaving a visible mark wherever you sit.

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Dat swamp ass doe.

Not having to buy a bottom size 3000 times bigger than your top.

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Wearing short shorts without spilling out of them.

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People not constantly pointing out that yes, you do have a large ass.

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You mean, people don’t scream, “You got a DONK” at you?

And finally, wearing leggings without showing off what you’ve got going on underneath.