Weird Things People Say During Their Peak (18 pics)

1

"I had a fling with a girl a decent amount older than me. She kept joking that she’d never slept with such a nerd, so just to make sure I would keep that title, I yelled “Hadouken” as I came."

2

“f*ck yeah! I’m going to reboot!“

3

"I said, “I want you to cum” and he said, “I want you to shut the f*ck up”. He immediately regretted that."

4

"Had a girl who loved to make life awkward for our roommates so as I was climaxing she moaned “OH f*ck, CUM FOR ME, GRANDADDY!!!!” Our roommates had company over. She laughed about it for months. Also, for context, I was 21 and she was 20, so not sure where the granddaddy part came from."

5

"“That’s the stuff!” Uttered as he went cross-eyed mid-ejaculation."

6

"“Fill me up with your ingredients!“ I still chuckle at that one."

7

"“I’m a f*cking stallion,” as shouted by my roommate as he barebacked his girlfriend, overheard by me – an involuntary voyeur in the same room."

8

"I had a hook up do the Tiger Woods fist pump and let out a whisper “yes!” I just kinda ignored that part."

9

"We referred to sex as “having ice cream” and we had our code words for sexy stuff. At some point during sex, she once moaned and sorta whispered to me “this is the best way you’ve melted my ice cream”. I liked it… but it also made me laugh."

10

“Ahhhh! Stick that dick in my ear!“

11

"I have 5 names. My first and middle name are basic, but my last three names are tough. I was hooking up with a girl and right as she climaxed she said my full name and I nearly BURSTED… out laughing."

12

"The utterly inexplicable “It’s your favorite flavor”, for which I can provide no rational context at all."

13

"Does me shouting “Brussels sprout!” at my partner right before he orgasmed count? I didn’t want him to cum just yet so I tried to distract the poor man."

14

"Back in college, I was hooking up with this stoner chick and Cypress Hill is playing. She looked me right in the eyes and pleads “f*ck me Dr. Greenthumb” Yeah, that one is still in the spank bank."

15

"A friend of mine once told me a girl asked him to insult her over and over again, eventually, he ran out of insults and said “You f*cking illiterate”."

16

“I’m cumming out of my ears!“

17

"“Champion!” which was whispered and I’m reasonably convinced he hadn’t realized he’d said it out loud."