Hot Stock Photos (29 pics)

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  • 27 May, 2021  |
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Here are some unnecessarily sexy stock photos that came up in the results for what seemed like innocent searches:

Unfortunately, they were looking for a “person eating French fries” and Getty took it to a whole new level.



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Supposedly, if you search “black stilettos” only one kind of photo shows up.


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When you search “man with coffee cup” you get this average man.


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When you search “choking” as in “choking on food.”


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All the person searched was “pizza.”


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When you’re looking for a photo of a “woman holding money” it doesn’t need to be sexy.



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They searched “handing money to someone” and things took a turn.


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“Mother’s Day.” Yep.


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When you search “couple watching TV,” a David Cross lookalike with a blowup doll shows up.


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Sadly, “woman with a gun” has to be sexualized. It can’t simply be an ambitious woman who wants to rob a bank.


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They looked for “untying a red ribbon” and now the article about birthday parties is sexy.



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When you search “cameraman” you know it’s gonna be creepy.


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“Woman dancing outside” doesn’t really conjure “pole dancing” until now.


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They searched “leftover food” and of course, a man who’s never eaten food is included.


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When you search “swag.”


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Look, “woman holding mop” was bound to give us something politically incorrect, but what the hell is this?



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Simply search “money” and Shutterstock will gender it for no reason.


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Yes, “pregnant” does connote sex, but this is not what we wanted.


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For some reason searching “poor” gives you a result for an impotent man and a disappointed woman.


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“Health care.”


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This was a result for “business lunch” and it’s not wonder we have a big workplace harassment issue.



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Once again “eating pizza” is already an attractive idea. This is overkill. Didn’t even search “woman.” WTF?


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When you search “reading” and because books are boring, you get this woman.


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Another classic “reader.”


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All the person searched was “tray.” Why did this happen?


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When I think “gamer,” I immediately think of this now. Thanks, Twitch!



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I don’t want to get on my high horse, but if this is a result for “baking” there’s some serious work we need to do concerning gender stereotypes.


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This photo is a result for “movie night.” OK.


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Looking for “popcorn”? @HornyStockPhoto’s got the result you want.


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