Acid Gifdump, April 26, 2017 (25 gifs)

#13 OK, Bob, you did a great job spinning that sign for me. Only thing is no-one was able to read what was on it, or even had a clue which direction to go, so I'm going to have to let you go.

I've always wanted to dress up as a giant cheese pizza with no toppings and then have appropriately sized condiments like pepperoni, green peppers, mushrooms etc (with velcro). in a bowl in front of me and then have "I Touch Myself" by the Divinyls blast over the speakers as I begin to slowly and seductively "Garnish" myself.

I've always wanted to do that ........ but I'm too shy.

#2 who opens a door like that?