Weird Thoughts (15 gifs)
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- 9 Jan, 2025 |
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Have you ever had a random, offbeat thought that just made you stop and question everything? From the completely bizarre to the mildly philosophical, weird thoughts are part of what makes us human. They keep our brains active and our imaginations free, turning everyday moments into moments of curiosity and amusement.
“In Home Alone 2, Kevin is neither home nor alone for most of the movie.”
“A lot of people think they’re intelligent when they really just got lucky.”
“If “baby” stops being a term of endearment one day, many songs will become horribly inappropriate.”
“If we genetically engineer humans being to be half our current size, we essentially double our living space on Earth.”
“People often see nature as calm and peaceful, but if you look closely, it’s a constant battle. Predators hunt, prey run or hide, and everything is either killing, eating, or trying not to be killed.”
“Belated birthday greetings just extend your birthday happiness. “
“Your dog thinks ‘fetch’ is a game that the two of you made up, and he loves you for that.”
“Being an adult is eating the crust not because you like it, but because you paid for it.”
“The last 10% of a tube of toothpaste lasts about as long as the first 90%.”
“Your face is a combination of thousands of years worth of other people’s faces.”
“The concept of a hotdog being puréed meat in animal casing means that a hotdog doesn’t stop being a hotdog even after we eat it. By that conclusion, we, as the hotdog’s casing, become hotdogs ourselves when we eat hotdogs.”
“Light bulbs were such a good idea that they actually became a symbol for a good idea.
“If you are alone and you crack open a peanut shell to eat the peanut inside, you are the only person in the world to have ever seen that peanut.”
“If you are alone and you crack open a peanut shell to eat the peanut inside, you are the only person in the world to have ever seen that peanut.”
“Every time you check your pockets for my wallet, keys, and phone, you do 25% of the Macarena.”
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