Odd Thoughts (15 gifs)
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- 30 Aug, 2024 |
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Explore the fascinating realm of odd thoughts—those quirky, unexpected musings that pop into our minds! From whimsical daydreams to curious “what ifs,” these strange ideas reveal the intriguing side of our imagination. Get ready to ponder the peculiar and embrace your inner eccentric!
"The average woman sees more blood in her lifetime than the average man."
"Because of AI video generation. Throughout the entire thousands of years of human history, “video proof” is only gonna be a thing for around a hundred years."
"There are probably a ton of people completely willing to murder people, but don’t because they don’t think they can do it without getting caught."
"It’s likely that some small percentage of people who died during an emergency operation died because the surgeon just wasn’t really feeling it that day."
"Every time you kill a spider, you are playing a small part in reinforcing the process of natural selection, and thereby making future generations of spiders harder to kill."
"The best behaved child is often not the parents favourite."
"Since smartphones, hundreds of millions of people must be waking up to the exact same alarm sound."
"Bart Simpson’s prank calls wouldn’t work today because if you wanted to call someone at a bar, you’d just call their cell phone."
"We could technically be inhaling farts that have been diffused over a long period every day without realizing it."
"Parking your car directly in front of someone else’s houses when you have your own driveway is a lot like a guy who chooses the urinal right next to you when there are other open urinals available; it’s not against the rules but you’re going to get some dirty looks."
"Seinfeld Shower Thought: It would be insufferable to live on the same floor or below Jerry and Kramer. The door slamming, the biking, the smoking, the panting, the moaning, the screaming….."
"As camera quality improves, people use filters to make themselves look better, when ironically the grainy quality of old cameras did that for them."
"In 257 B.C., Eratosthenes used trained walkers to measure the distance between two cities. Two thousand years later, Google Maps is doing the same thing."
"We’re lucky the body is so good at insulating internal smells."
"E-bikes are probably the common technology that would mess with time travelers from the recent past the most. Seeing a fat guy effortlessly pedal up a steep hill would blow their minds."
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"The average woman sees more blood in her lifetime than the average man."
"Because of AI video generation. Throughout the entire thousands of years of human history, “video proof” is only gonna be a thing for around a hundred years."
"There are probably a ton of people completely willing to murder people, but don’t because they don’t think they can do it without getting caught."
"It’s likely that some small percentage of people who died during an emergency operation died because the surgeon just wasn’t really feeling it that day."
"Every time you kill a spider, you are playing a small part in reinforcing the process of natural selection, and thereby making future generations of spiders harder to kill."
"The best behaved child is often not the parents favourite."
"Since smartphones, hundreds of millions of people must be waking up to the exact same alarm sound."
"Bart Simpson’s prank calls wouldn’t work today because if you wanted to call someone at a bar, you’d just call their cell phone."
"We could technically be inhaling farts that have been diffused over a long period every day without realizing it."
"Parking your car directly in front of someone else’s houses when you have your own driveway is a lot like a guy who chooses the urinal right next to you when there are other open urinals available; it’s not against the rules but you’re going to get some dirty looks."
"Seinfeld Shower Thought: It would be insufferable to live on the same floor or below Jerry and Kramer. The door slamming, the biking, the smoking, the panting, the moaning, the screaming….."
"As camera quality improves, people use filters to make themselves look better, when ironically the grainy quality of old cameras did that for them."
"In 257 B.C., Eratosthenes used trained walkers to measure the distance between two cities. Two thousand years later, Google Maps is doing the same thing."
"We’re lucky the body is so good at insulating internal smells."
"E-bikes are probably the common technology that would mess with time travelers from the recent past the most. Seeing a fat guy effortlessly pedal up a steep hill would blow their minds."
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