Weird Thoughts (15 gifs)
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- 28 Jun, 2024 |
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Explore the curious realm of "Weird Thoughts," where unconventional ideas and musings take center stage. This post delves into the quirky and thought-provoking aspects of the human mind, offering a journey through oddities that challenge norms and ignite curiosity. Embrace the bizarre and expand your mental horizons!
"Excessive tipping culture has taught people how to confidently decline tipping offers without being embarrassed."
"Middle class people have to do the most yard work and house cleaning. They aren’t rich enough to hire someone else to do it but they are rich enough to afford a larger place."
"The main character in Groundhogs Day is really lucky that he didn’t wake up with diarrhea that day."
"Day drinking is generally frowned upon, but if you activate an outdoor cooking source, others will gladly join you in it."
"Any job you hate is also an acting career, because you have to act like you want to be there."
"The podcast industry has become celebrities interviewing celebrities to create more celebrities."
"Despite the saying, most swords are double-edged and don’t normally hurt the wielder."
"The Mona Lisa is famous for being famous. She’s basically a Kardashian."
"It says something about the human psyche that there are exponentially more people named Hunter than Farmer, and virtually no one named Gatherer."
"Life imprisonment is gonna suck once medical advancements extended the human lifespan significantly."
"As far as fires go, a dumpster fire is pretty controlled. It’s well contained and presumably doesn’t have much of value being lost."
"Concrete and glass are both mostly made of sand. So skyscrapers are technically enormous sandcastles."
"The higher you are the less likely something is to fall on you."
"Someday, people watching That 70s Show for the first time won’t realize it wasn’t shot in the 70s, just like how some of us didn’t realize Happy Days wasn’t shot in the 50s"
"Dogs might be the only naturally testicled animal ever to average less than one testicle per male."
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"Excessive tipping culture has taught people how to confidently decline tipping offers without being embarrassed."
"Middle class people have to do the most yard work and house cleaning. They aren’t rich enough to hire someone else to do it but they are rich enough to afford a larger place."
"The main character in Groundhogs Day is really lucky that he didn’t wake up with diarrhea that day."
"Day drinking is generally frowned upon, but if you activate an outdoor cooking source, others will gladly join you in it."
"Any job you hate is also an acting career, because you have to act like you want to be there."
"The podcast industry has become celebrities interviewing celebrities to create more celebrities."
"Despite the saying, most swords are double-edged and don’t normally hurt the wielder."
"The Mona Lisa is famous for being famous. She’s basically a Kardashian."
"It says something about the human psyche that there are exponentially more people named Hunter than Farmer, and virtually no one named Gatherer."
"Life imprisonment is gonna suck once medical advancements extended the human lifespan significantly."
"As far as fires go, a dumpster fire is pretty controlled. It’s well contained and presumably doesn’t have much of value being lost."
"Concrete and glass are both mostly made of sand. So skyscrapers are technically enormous sandcastles."
"The higher you are the less likely something is to fall on you."
"Someday, people watching That 70s Show for the first time won’t realize it wasn’t shot in the 70s, just like how some of us didn’t realize Happy Days wasn’t shot in the 50s"
"Dogs might be the only naturally testicled animal ever to average less than one testicle per male."
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