Awkward Grown-Up Situations (19 gifs)
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“When you are sweating profusely over your partner.”
“That moment when you have to put a condom on and either go look for it when other person is waiting or he just put it and you stare.”
“When the bed noises travel further than expected.”
“If your partner ejaculates in you, it’s got to go somewhere, often where gravity takes it. Frequently this happens immediately after sex. Often it happens the next day while you’re at work speaking to Jackie from Procurement about cost savings measures and quote comparisons.”
“When you pull a hamstring mid stroke.”
“Trying to find your underwear in the sheets.”
“When you think your period ended two days ago but when the lights come on the bed looks like it’s straight out of a slasher film.”
“10 minutes standing over a toilet trying to pee...”
“I love the string of inevitable queefs you get after doggystyle...”
“When giving head your jaws starts to cramp but you don’t wanna interrupt his flow.”
“Awkwardly shuffling over to the tissues at the side of the bed when you’re done.”
“Trying to take pants off while wearing skinny jeans. I have yet to unlock the secret of how to actually make this sexy and it always take me an uncomfortably long amount of time to get them off lol.”
“When the sheets are slick and you cant find your rhythm cuz your legs are sliding back like a dog dragging belly across the floor.”
“When a funny sound happens as a consequence of physical contact. Like if I’m sucking her titties and the suction accidentally makes a fart sound, or the thrusting of my dick makes a fart sound. We both heard it, but we’re both trying not to laugh because we don’t want to kill the mood.”
“Banging on an empty stomach (after a few beers) and hearing the “slosh slosh slosh” of the liquid in your stomachs bouncing around.”
“When he’s the only one to finish and you feel awkward asking him to do more for you to finish too.”
“The cumwalk over to the toilet.”
“When the dog jumps up on the bed without you noticing until his cold wet nose is sniffing your asshole…”
“My boyfriend was kneeled over me while I laid on the bed and he throat f*cked me. He didn’t wipe well enough the last time he used to restroom. It was a sh*tty experience.”
“That moment when you have to put a condom on and either go look for it when other person is waiting or he just put it and you stare.”
“When the bed noises travel further than expected.”
“If your partner ejaculates in you, it’s got to go somewhere, often where gravity takes it. Frequently this happens immediately after sex. Often it happens the next day while you’re at work speaking to Jackie from Procurement about cost savings measures and quote comparisons.”
“When you pull a hamstring mid stroke.”
“Trying to find your underwear in the sheets.”
“When you think your period ended two days ago but when the lights come on the bed looks like it’s straight out of a slasher film.”
“10 minutes standing over a toilet trying to pee...”
“I love the string of inevitable queefs you get after doggystyle...”
“When giving head your jaws starts to cramp but you don’t wanna interrupt his flow.”
“Awkwardly shuffling over to the tissues at the side of the bed when you’re done.”
“Trying to take pants off while wearing skinny jeans. I have yet to unlock the secret of how to actually make this sexy and it always take me an uncomfortably long amount of time to get them off lol.”
“When the sheets are slick and you cant find your rhythm cuz your legs are sliding back like a dog dragging belly across the floor.”
“When a funny sound happens as a consequence of physical contact. Like if I’m sucking her titties and the suction accidentally makes a fart sound, or the thrusting of my dick makes a fart sound. We both heard it, but we’re both trying not to laugh because we don’t want to kill the mood.”
“Banging on an empty stomach (after a few beers) and hearing the “slosh slosh slosh” of the liquid in your stomachs bouncing around.”
“When he’s the only one to finish and you feel awkward asking him to do more for you to finish too.”
“The cumwalk over to the toilet.”
“When the dog jumps up on the bed without you noticing until his cold wet nose is sniffing your asshole…”
“My boyfriend was kneeled over me while I laid on the bed and he throat f*cked me. He didn’t wipe well enough the last time he used to restroom. It was a sh*tty experience.”