The Wittiest Comebacks Of All Time (32 pics)

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Calvin Coolidge Vs. Some Random Lady At A White House Dinner

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Oscar Wilde Vs. Lewis Morris


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Morris had just been passed over for the Poet Laureateship.

Winston Churchill Vs. George Bernard Shaw


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Winston Churchill Vs. Lady Astor


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Calvin Coolidge Vs. An Opera Singer


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Muhammad Ali Vs. Joe Frazier



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Winston Churchill Vs. A Member Of Parliament


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Winston Churchill Vs. Bessie Braddock


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Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart Vs. An Admirer


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Miriam Hopkins Vs. An Anonymous Singer


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Ilka Chase Vs. An Anonymous Actress



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John Wilkes Vs. John Montagu


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Mohandas Gandhi Vs. Western Civilization


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Edna Ferber Vs. Noel Coward


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Coward was remarking upon the fact that Ferber was wearing a tailored suit.

James McNeill Whistler Vs. Oscar Wilde


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After Whistler had made a particularly witty observation.

Pierre Trudeau Vs. Richard Nixon



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Upon hearing that Nixon had called him an asshole.

Thomas Reed Vs. Henry Clay


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Earnest Hemingway Vs. William Faulkner


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John Barrymore Vs. A Woman In The Lady's Room


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Barrymore was drunkenly urinating in the wrong bathroom, and turned to face his accuser, penis in hand.

Robert Benchley Vs. A Man In Uniform


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Niels Bohr Vs. A Reporter



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Groucho Marx Vs. A Contestant on "You Bet Your Life"


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After the contestant revealed that he was a father of 10.

Henry Clay Vs. Massachusetts Senator Daniel Webster


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After seeing a pack of mules walk by.

Alcibiades Vs. Pericles


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Abraham Lincoln Vs. Stephen Douglas


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After Douglas called him "two-faced" during a debate:

Bill Clinton Vs. Dan Quayle



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After Quayle revealed that he planned to be "a pit bull" in the 1992 campaign against Clinton and Gore.

Reverend Edward Everett Hale Vs. The U.S. Senate


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When asked if he prayed for the Senators.

Senator Fritz Hollings Vs. Henry McMastor


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When challenged by his Republican opponent during a televised debate to take a drug test.

NY Mayor Ed Koch Vs. Andrew Kirtzman


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After the reporter insisted on pressing a point about an inconsistent statement Koch had made.

Abraham Lincoln Vs. A Foreign Diplomat


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After the diplomat found Lincoln polishing his boots in his office.

Chief Justice Melville W. Fuller Vs. An Attendee At A Church Conference



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After the man ranted against university education and thanked God that he had never been corrupted by going to college.

Dorothy Parker Vs. New Yorker Editor Harold Ross


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Parker had been on her honeymoon, when Harold Ross interrupted her to ask why she was late with a book review.


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№1 Author: plaidpancake (17 Oct 2011 02:02) Total user comments: 2475


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not bad, but i thougth it would be better
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№2 Author: miscellaneous (17 Oct 2011 02:22) Total user comments: 4179


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excellent! .... I luv this kind of shit

" No I'm not joking, and don't call me Shirley!"
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№3 Author: DocMcCoy (17 Oct 2011 04:06) Total user comments: 6039


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Fantastic and all at the spur of the moment. I'm stealing Dorothy Parkers. 04
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№4 Author: Jimmy Johnson (17 Oct 2011 07:30) Total user comments: 5518


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Circa 2005 -

"You're ugly."

"I can afford plastic surgery... you'll still be stupid."

Jimmy Johnson
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№5 Author: quackers (17 Oct 2011 09:48) Total user comments: 4830


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Great Dump Churchill a True Legend...
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№6 Author: Lord Dodo (17 Oct 2011 11:44) Total user comments: 2064


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This dump was awesome 07
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№7 Author: Naphia (17 Oct 2011 15:16) Total user comments: 1071


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I just love this kind of stuff. So good 04 04
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№8 Author: Jinxaruny (17 Oct 2011 16:17) Total user comments: 10324


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№9 Author: TinklingMonkey (17 Oct 2011 19:39) Total user comments: 684


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№10 Author: Hellspawn361 (7 Nov 2011 23:13) Total user comments: 1


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that was cool would like more recent people or people that are still alive.
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№11 Author: raymond.wendt (15 Nov 2011 04:43) Total user comments: 9115


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tomorrow, i'll be sober but you'll still be ugly! 07 07 07
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