Very lovely and amusing photos with puppies and kittens.
I hope to you this small collection of a positive will be pleasant.

I was teaching a very basic class in BASIC programming to a group of adults. Adults who have never been around computers before are very nervous and much harder to teach than children, however I am a patient person so I enjoy their successes.
However, I must share the following:

There was a man named Sulio and Sulio knew EVERYONE in the whole world!!! Once when Sulio got a new job, Sulio says to his new boss, “Boss, I know everyone in the whole world!” His boss doesn’t believe him, so he says “No you do not know everyone in the whole world” but Sulio says “Yes I do!” so Sulio’s boss says “Well prove it!” then Sulio says “Pick someone… and I know them!”

Well Sulio’s boss thinks for a minute and then comes up with a name. “Tom Selleck! I bet you don’t know Tom Selleck!” Sulio says “Tom Selleck! Tom and I were in boy scouts together when we were kids!” but Sulio’s boss says “No you weren’t!” then Sulio says “Yes we were!” so they fly to Hollywood and drive up to Tom Selleck’s house. Sulio knocks on the door and Tom Selleck answers and Sulio goes “Tom!!!” and Tom goes “Sulio!” and they hug and catch up for 30 minutes and Sulio’s boss can’t believe it. But then he thinks “Well that could happen, it’s just one person,” so he tells Sulio and Sulio says “OK, pick somebody else!”

An Irishman’s been at a pub all night drinking. The bartender finally says that the bar is closed. So he stands up to leave and falls flat on his face. He figures he’ll crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will sober him up.

Once outside he stands up and falls flat on his face. So he crawls home and at the door stands up and falls flat on his face. He crawls through the door and up the stairs.

Socials are meetings where there are some hundreds women and some tens men for the purpose of dating and the further development of more serious relations. In photos Russian beauties from the various countries appear.

On what only there is no girl for the sake of money...

Orit Fox is an Israeli actress.

In Portugal the thrown manor was empty in a current of 15 years, the new owner has bought it with all real estate and property for nothing when it has started to check that he has bought, he has found out in wood nearby garage, the lock has rusted also it it was necessary to cut off. More shortly, the total cost of contents is at present difficult for estimating, some of the found cars were issued by the limited circulation, but one it is possible to tell precisely – purchase of has justified. Cost of some cars can repeatedly exceed manor cost.

The list of all cars in continuation...

It's to you not with dogs along the street to walk.
A hyena - here that at them in a fashion!

This engineering miracle carries out at once two functions.
When planes land this road becomes the present airport :)
When planes are not present, this most usual highway...

All the same in the Middle East very strange style of driving that failure, in "porridge".
We look and are surprised "as it they so..."
Well, and tomorrow wait for selection continuation.

Pelican Bay opened in 1989, principally to house the growing population of maximum-security and high-security-risk inmates in the California prison system. It is in a remote forested area 11 miles from the California-Oregon state line and far from California's major metropolitan areas, 370 miles north of San Francisco and more than 750 miles north of Los Angeles...

This miracle can be observed in Poland, in a place Poznan.
It is interesting, how affairs from road accident there are?!

Do you wish to look at modern African radio station?
You will be surprised in what conditions work local DJ.

A man goes into a gun shop for a telescopic rifle sight. The assistant takes one out, points out the window and says: “This baby is so good, you can see right into my house on that hill way over there.” The man looks through the sight at the house and starts laughing.
“What’s so funny?” asks the assistant.

Actual headlines from papers around the country

1. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
2. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
3. Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted
4. Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case
5. Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents
6. Farmer Bill Dies in House
7. Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
8. British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands
9. Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms
10. Eye Drops off Shelf

The following are real extracts from actual complaint letters sent to various councils and housing associations throughout the UK. What a literate bunch we Brits truly are!

I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt my knob off.

I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole in his back passage, and their 18 year old son is continually banging his balls against my fence.

I wish to report that tiles are missing from the outside toilet roof. I think it was bad wind the other night that blew them off.

My lavatory seat is cracked, where do I stand.

WTF is he doing??

If I have seen in small river of such monster...
I would run therefrom.
And they are not present, took and have caught.