An apparently true story circulated via email from a friend, who knew a friend, who knew someone else, who’s 2nd cousin’s uncle’s friend experienced.

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On my way home from the second job I’ve taken for the extra holiday cash I need, I stopped at Taco Bell for a quick bite to eat. In my billfold is a $50 bill and a $2 bill. That is all of the cash I have on my person. I figure that with a $2 bill, I can get something to eat and not have to worry about people getting pissed at me.

ME: “Hi, I’d like one seven layer burrito please, to go.”
IT: “Is that it?”
ME: “Yep.”
IT: “That’ll be $1.04, eat here?”
ME: “No, it’s *to* *go*.” [I hate effort duplication.]

An explorer walked into a clearing and was surpised to see a pigmy standing beside a huge dead elephant.

“Did you kill that ?” he asked.

The pigmy answered “Yes”.

A college student picked up his date at her parent’s home. He’d scraped together every cent he had to take her to a fancy restaurant.

To his dismay, she ordered almost everything expensive on the menu. Appetisers, lobster, champagne . . .the works.

Here, everybody knows each other. And everybody knows everything about each other. But this court yard is known because of all the action movies with martial arts that are shot in here.

You all know that now it is kind of cool for girls to take their pictures and then put them on the web. This girl wanted to do a little experiment. But I think she shouldn’t have done it.

Look why.

The thing is that teperature should be -67 F. Otherwise, it wouldn’t work )