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  • 9 Jun, 2009  |
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A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice fishing to make good use of her gift. Early the next morning, she got all her gear together and headed out to the ice.

When she reached her final destination, she cut a large hole in the ice and dipped the rod in. Then suddenly she heard a voice that said: “There are no fish in there”.



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  • 9 Jun, 2009  |
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A doctor, an architect, and an attorney were dining at the country club one day, and the conversation turned to the subject of their respective dogs, which were apparently quite extraordinary. A wager was placed on who had the most intelligent dog.

The physician offered to show his dog first, and called to the parking lot, “Hippocrates, come!” Hippocrates ran in, and was told by the doctor to do his stuff. Hippocrates ran to the golf course and dug for a while, producing a number of bones. He dragged the bones into the country club, and assembled them into a complete, fully articulated human skeleton. The physician patted Hippocrates on the head, and gave him a cookie for his efforts.



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  • 9 Jun, 2009  |
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A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The captain says they can’t just turn her away, and orders the desk officer to ask her a few questions as if doing an interview. To just ‘play along’ and humor her.

Not having any idea what to ask her to disqualify her application, the officer asks, “What’s 2+2?” “Ummm… 4!” the blonde says.

Dang, the officer thinks, so tries a harder one: “What’s the square root of 100?” “Ummm… 10!” the blonde says.



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  • 8 Jun, 2009  |
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Funny picdump (94 pics)

Funny picdump (94 pics)

Funny picdump (94 pics)


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  • 8 Jun, 2009  |
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Octopus is currently the world's eighth largest superyacht, owned by Paul Allen, the co-founder of Microsoft, to whom it was delivered in 2003. Octopus is the third largest superyacht that is not owned by a head of state, measuring 414 feet (126 m).

Octopus sports two helicopters on the top deck (one in front and one on the back), and a 63-foot (19 m) tender docked in the transom (one of seven aboard). The yacht also has a pool on board, located aft on one of her upper decks, and two submarines: one operated by remote control for studying the bottom of the ocean. Side hatches at the water line form a dock for jet skis.

The exterior was designed by Espen Øino Naval Architects and built by the German shipbuilders Lürssen in Bremen and HDW in Kiel. Her hull is made of steel. The interior was designed by American designer Jonathan Quinn Barnett of Seattle.

Mega Yacht Octopus (52 pics)

Mega Yacht Octopus (52 pics)


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  • 8 Jun, 2009  |
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Cool! I certainly got a chuckle out of it! I'd love to go to Russia myself & see some of this kind of stuff.

Only in Russia - PART 2 (169 pics)

Only in Russia - PART 2 (169 pics)


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  • 8 Jun, 2009  |
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Steampunk is a sub-genre of fantasy and speculative fiction that came into prominence in the 1980s and early 1990s. The term denotes works set in an era or world where steam power is still widely used—usually the 19th century, and often Victorian era England—but with prominent elements of either science fiction or fantasy, such as fictional technological inventions like those found in the works of H. G. Wells and Jules Verne, or real technological developments like the computer occurring at an earlier date. Other examples of steampunk contain alternate...

Steampunk Fashion (47 pics)


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  • 8 Jun, 2009  |
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Gamers... (11 pics)



  • Category: Celebs  |
  • 8 Jun, 2009  |
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"Girl, You'll Be a Woman Soon". Every time I'm looking at the pictures like this, I remember that song of Neil Diamond.
Great great song.
But anyway Emma Watson is already a woman.
Agree?
Harry Potter you are one lucky bastard.


Emma Watson became a woman (27 pics)


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  • 8 Jun, 2009  |
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Take a look at these funny photos of koalas.
They are just want to have some drink!
But it looks so funny, these photos will improve your mood for sure.

Funny Koalas (21 pics)


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  • 8 Jun, 2009  |
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Be carful girls!

The hottest men ever - PART 2 (90 pics)


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  • 8 Jun, 2009  |
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The driver survived.
The accident really terrible...
The main thing is not clear how this could happen.

Terrible Accident in Hungary (7 pics)


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  • 8 Jun, 2009  |
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Take a look at these photos and they will make you smile :)

Funny Friends (34 pics)


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  • 8 Jun, 2009  |
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The Amazon River Dolphin, alternately Bufeo, Bufeo Colorado, Boto, Boto Rosa, Boutu, Nay, Tonina, or Pink River Dolphin (Inia geoffrensis), is a freshwater river dolphin endemic to the Orinoco, Amazon and Araguaia/Tocantins River systems of Brazil, Bolivia, Peru, Ecuador, Colombia and Venezuela. The largest of the river dolphins, this species is not to be confused with the Tucuxi (Sotalia fluviatilis), whose range overlaps that of the Amazon River Dolphin but is not a true river dolphin. The neck vertebrae of the Amazon River Dolphin are not fused together, and therefore the Boto is able to bend its neck in a 90 degree angle to its body, and skillfully hunt fish in the flooded forest.

Amazon River Dolphin (11 pics)


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  • 8 Jun, 2009  |
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Look at these cool sport moments and smile. Sport can be not only dangerous and risky, but also really funny!

Funny sport (50 pics)


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  • 8 Jun, 2009  |
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Check out this one more portion of just funny photos for your view.
They will make you smile for sure.

Funny Animals (37 pics)


  • Category: Flash  |
  • 8 Jun, 2009  |
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Medieval Rampage is a shooter flash game in which you must survive the hordes that come after you as you upgrade your bow and arrows. Dodge and move! Use arrow keys or WASD keys to move. Mouse to aim and shoot.

Medieval Rampage – The Forsaken Pass


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  • 8 Jun, 2009  |
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Police reveal that a woman arrested for shoplifting had a whole salami in her knickers. When asked why, she said it was because she was missing her Italian boyfriend. (Reuters via The Manchester Evenings News)

Irish police are being handicapped in a search for a stolen van, because they cannot issue a description. It’s a special branch vehicle, and they don’t want the public to know what it looks like. (The Guardian)



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  • 8 Jun, 2009  |
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This is a apparently true story form the Word Perfect Helpline:-
Needless to say the helpdesk employee was fired; however, he/she is apparently suing the Word Perfect Organisation for :Termination without cause!!

(o=helpdesk operator; c=client)
o: Ridge Hall computer assistant, may I help you?
c: Yes, well, I’m having trouble with Wordperfect
o: What sort of trouble?
c: Well I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words just went away.
o: Went away?
c: They disappeared.
o: Hmm, so what does your screen look like now?
c: Nothing
o: Nothing?
c: Its blank, and it won’t accept anything when I type.
o: Are you still in wordperfect or did you get out?
c: How do I tell
o: Can you see the C prompt on the screen?
c: What is a sea-prompt?
o: Never mind. Can you move the cursor around on the screen?
c: There isn’t any cursor, I told you, it won’t accept anything I type.
o: Does your monitor have a power indicator?
c: What is a monitor?



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  • 8 Jun, 2009  |
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A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks a clerk for an anal deodorant. The clerk explains that they don’t stock such a thing. The man insists that he bought his last one from this store. The store clerk passes the man on to the pharmacist, who explains that the store has never stocked such an item. The man explains he bought his last one from this store only weeks ago, and has done for several years.



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  • 5 Jun, 2009  |
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Funny picdump (130 pics)

Funny picdump (130 pics)

Funny picdump (130 pics)


  • Category: Girls  |
  • 5 Jun, 2009  |
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I have a small present for you.
Here are a lot of pretty ( . )( . )
Yes, all of them are awesome!


Boobs... (95 pics)


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  • 5 Jun, 2009  |
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How about a redneck or trailer-trash doll for your kids? No? It’s your loss! I knew the doll-making industry was going downhill ever since that Gay Bob - The World’s First Gay Doll hit toy-store shelves. Trailer trash dolls were first produced in 1998 and their first star doll came out in 2005. Her name was Trash Talkin’ Turleen and it was an instant hit. The doll comes with indispensable redneck accessories like a small pig, red cowboy boots and a sixpack. Turleen admits she’s inbred, and she’s pregnant, so we can only assume she and one of her cousins are closer than they should be.

In 2006 Jerwayne Junior was set loose on the market. He is a true redneck (obviously, dressed as such, always carrying a six-pack with him, and a cigarette in his mouth. Interested in these redneck dolls? Just go to trailertrashdoll.com and find out more about them.

Meet the trailer trash dolls... (8 pics)


  • Category: Cars  |
  • 5 Jun, 2009  |
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Russian GAZ 51 Retro Hot Rod (20 pics)

Russian GAZ 51 Retro Hot Rod (20 pics)


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  • 5 Jun, 2009  |
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Feel yourself like Gulliver in the country of midgets)))

Microcosm - PART 2 (91 pics)


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  • 5 Jun, 2009  |
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The armed forces consist of a small nucleus of about 3,600 professional staff, half of whom are either instructors or staff officers, with the rest being conscripts or volunteers. All able-bodied Swiss males aged between 19 and 31 must serve, and although entry to recruit school may be delayed due to senior secondary school, it is no longer possible to postpone it for university studies. About one third are excluded for various reasons, and these either serve in Civil Protection or Civilian Service.

Military of Switzerland (45 pics)


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  • 5 Jun, 2009  |
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A guy crossing a railroad where he shouldn't.
This guy was just within a hairbreadth of death. What this video right now!

Crazy Guy (3 pics+video)


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  • 5 Jun, 2009  |
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Amsterdam is the 5th busiest tourist destination in Europe, receiving more than 4.2 million international visitors annually. Guess why? :)

Windows of Amsterdam (9 pics)


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  • 5 Jun, 2009  |
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This food is really fat and disgusting but we still can't stop eating eat.
It's bad but it's so tasty sometimes :)

Unhealthy Food (50 pics)


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  • 5 Jun, 2009  |
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Since we are hoping to build a monument of cultural significance, it was great to come across this wonderful collection of blueprints and process photos from the building of the Eiffel Tower in the 01880s. What is particularly inspiring is that they built it before widespread use of electricity, the telephone, and the automobile, making the technology used to build it little better than that of the ancient wonders (excepting steel of course).

How to build the Eiffel Tower (18 pics)


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  • 5 Jun, 2009  |
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About Electric ray:

The electric rays are a group of rays, flattened cartilaginous fish with enlarged pectoral fins, that comprise the order Torpediniformes. They are known for being capable of producing an electric discharge, ranging from as little as 8 volts up to 220 volts depending on species, used to stun prey and for defense. There are 69 species in four families.

Perhaps the most known members are those of the genus Torpedo, also called crampfish and numbfish, after which the device called a torpedo is named. The name comes from the Latin "torpere", to be stiffened or paralyzed, referring to the effect on someone who handles or steps on a living electric ray.

Torpedo rays are excellent swimmers. Their round disk shaped bodies allow them to remain suspended in the water or roam for food with minimal swimming effort.

That eat Electric ray? (8 pics)


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  • 5 Jun, 2009  |
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I just love this collection...
Well done!

Strange Buildings ))) (95 pics)


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  • 5 Jun, 2009  |
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My name: Natasha, I am 22
I live in Russia in the city of Moscow
About me: I the most positive and kindest girl on a planet!

Natasha (5 photo)


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  • 5 Jun, 2009  |
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Crazy Squirrel!
Excellent shots :)

Squirrel Acrobatics (17 pics)


  • Category: Flash  |
  • 5 Jun, 2009  |
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In the flash game Farm Mania, you have to take care of the farm as you earn money and buy new items for your farm to make even more money.

Farm Mania