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  • 11 Jun, 2009  |
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A husband and wife decided they needed to use “code” to indicate that they wanted to have sex without letting their children in on it. They decided on the word Typewriter.

One day the husband told his five year old daughter, “Go tell your mommy that daddy needs to type a letter.”



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  • 11 Jun, 2009  |
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A man walks into a drug store with his 8 year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, “What are these, Dad?”

To which the man matter-of -factly replies, “Those are called condoms, son… Men use them to have safe sex.”

“Oh, I see,” replied the boy pensively. “Yes, I’ve heard of that in health class at school.” He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, “Why are there 3 in this package?”



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  • 10 Jun, 2009  |
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Funny picdump (109 pics)

Funny picdump (109 pics)

Funny picdump (109 pics)


  • Category: Girls  |
  • 10 Jun, 2009  |
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Meet Jessica Lynn Valerio, the proud owner of the most popular butt on the Net! Imho, butt is not the only hot body part she has. Moreover, her face is also cute enough! In a word, quite a sexy babe!

Jessica Lynn Valerio (40 pics)


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  • 10 Jun, 2009  |
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The Mini is currently assembled at the plant at Cowley, Oxfordshire where 4,700 employees (referred to as 'associates') produce up to 800 cars each day (approximately 240,000 per year). The 16 country specific variants of the three main 4 cylinder petrol engines having been assembled at the Hams Hall Plant near Birmingham where there are 1,000 employees. Mini sub-assemblies and pressings such as doors are supplied by the plant at Swindon where 1,100 are employed and 280 pressed parts are produced using 135 welding robots. The bodyshop at Cowley holds 429 robots assembling 425 body panels, the bodyshells are then moved to the neighbouring paint shop where paint robots apply the 14 exterior colour options and optional contrasting roof colours. Final assembly at Cowley then involves the fitting of 2,400 components to produce the numerous variants that are available to order.

MINI Production (24 pics)


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  • 10 Jun, 2009  |
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Cute little yellow rubber duck bobbing up and down in the bath... but what lurks under the water? Is it Jaws? Santa Claus? No! Introducing the rubber Duck with a Dick. This impressively well endowed rubber duckie is sure to keep your bath times fun! Why should it just be the kids that get to have bath toys? This Duck with a Dick is just for the adults and will ensure a quacking good time as you 'rubba-dub-dub' in your tub.

Duck with a Dick (4 pics)


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  • 10 Jun, 2009  |
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The American National Rifle Association estimated that in 1999 there were about 215,000,000 guns in American with about one gun in every second household. Messed up. Photographer Kyle Cassidy began to wonder who these people actually were and over two years undertook the task of photographing and interviewing 100 American gun owners in their homes.

Portraits of Gun Owners in Their Homes


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  • 10 Jun, 2009  |
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Absolutely terrifying...

Long-Eyelash (5 pics)



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  • 10 Jun, 2009  |
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These animals and reptiles, all born with extra appendages, have been circulating the Internet in recent years, gaining fame and popularity. Here they are in one place - a kind of celebrity page for mutant animals.

Mutant Animals (20 pics)


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  • 10 Jun, 2009  |
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Revenge...  (55 pics)


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  • 10 Jun, 2009  |
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With Big Brother -- er, Google watching, no crime is hidden from view. Here are just a few instances of crime and punishment caught on its Street View feature.

1. Reckless Driving

20 Crimes Caught on Google Street View (46 pics)
"I didn't realize this was a no parking tree."

20 Crimes Caught on Google Street View (46 pics)
Mildly Reprehensible Knievel.

20 Crimes Caught on Google Street View (46 pics)
Timmy made extra money working as a bicycle airbag.


  • Category: Cars  |
  • 10 Jun, 2009  |
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When you think of limos typically you think of a slow prodding smooth luxury ride. Reaching ultra fast speeds is usually not a priority in a 30 foot long vehicle. Well that’s not the case with this F1 Limo. It seats 6 plus a driver and can reach speeds of nearly 300 mph which is actually faster than the typical Formula One car goes. Yes this limousine is street legal and yes you probably need to wear a helmet even in the back! As for me, I prefer my rides to be plush, slow, and with a full bar in the back.

F1 Grands Prix Limousine (7 pics)


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  • 10 Jun, 2009  |
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Jesse of Flee Alaksa likes to eat strange things. How strange? How about this: a tuna eyeball!

I was at the grocery store and I got the urge to eat something new. I looked around and I didn’t really see much until I found a food that could look back. It was only a hundred yen, which is less than a buck, so I figured I’d give it a whirl. It had a sticker on it that said that it should be cooked, but I didn’t really know how to cook it. I tried to find stuff online, but there aren’t a lot of English webpages devoted to eating fish eyes, so I just decided to boil it.

Eating a Tuna Eyeball (6 pics)


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  • 10 Jun, 2009  |
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Amazing Photos of snow taken through a microscope.

Snow Under A Microscope (23 pics)


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  • 10 Jun, 2009  |
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It's I a dream city... I hope one day I will be there and drink a great cup of tea while enjoy the architectonic beauty.

London At Night (24 pics)


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  • 10 Jun, 2009  |
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:)))))))))))))))))))))

Before And After (22 pics)


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  • 10 Jun, 2009  |
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This homeless guy woke up on the wrong side of the trashcan and decided to take it out on EVERYONE!

Hobo


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  • 10 Jun, 2009  |
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That little bastard Little Johnny was passing his parents bedroom in the middle of the night in search of a glass of water. Hearing a lot of moaning and thumping, he peeks in and catches his parents in the act.

Before his Dad can even react, little Johnny exclaims, “Oh boy! Horsey ride. Daddy can I ride on your back?”



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  • 10 Jun, 2009  |
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A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey, sits down and orders a drink. Shortly after, the monkey starts jumping all over the place and acting crazy. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them… grabs some sliced limes and eats them… then jumps up on the pool table, grabs the cue ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole.

The bartender screams at the guy, “Did you see what your monkey just did?” “No, what?” says the guy. “He just ate the cue ball off my pool table - whole!” says the bartender. “Yeah, that doesn’t surprise me, he eats everything in sight. Quite an appetite. I’ll pay for the cue ball and other things he ate.” He the finishes his drink, pays the bill, and leaves. Two weeks later he’s back at the same bar again, monkey by his side as usual. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again.



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  • 10 Jun, 2009  |
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A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.

“I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat the procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you’ll have lost at least five pounds.”

When the blonde returns, she’s lost nearly 20 pounds.



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  • 9 Jun, 2009  |
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Funny picdump (145 pics)

Funny picdump (145 pics)

Funny picdump (145 pics)


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  • 9 Jun, 2009  |
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A very special trip during your vacation in Mexico is the "Tequila Express" tour. The trip starts at around 11 am in the train station of Guadalajara, where all guests are received with live mariachi music. Once the passengers are registered and assigned the color of the car, the train boards to depart at 11:00 am sharp. On the way to the town of Amatitan (lasting 1 hour and 30 minutes), snacks and drinks (open bar) are offered and you can listen mariachi music on the train. also, there is a narration of the history of the hacienda "San Jose Del Refugio" (home of "tequila herradura").

On the train you have the attention of the porters and hosts to make the trip a pleasant one. Upon arrival to Amatitan, you board the buses that take you to the "Hacienda San Jose Del Refugio". Later you will visit the manufacturing area of tequila, including the steam ovens, where the "Agave" is cooked. Then you go to the old distillery from the last century, where you can see the "Tahona", pulled by a mule and the ancient vats. After that, it is still time to visit the museum where a video is shown that illustrates the everyday tasks of the hacienda, and the "Jima (cutting) of the Agave".

After arrival in Tequila, you will be offered lunch (buffete-style) with typical Mexican dishes, with a show of folkloric dance, "Suertes Charras" and impressionists, along with mariachi music. There is a dance contest where the winning couple wins a gift from our hosts. The day ends dancing and singing in a kind of "Fiesta Mexicana" in gardens among trees, flowers, plants and animals. Later you will be transferred back to the train station by bus and the train will arrive in Guadalajara in the evening. Our driver will wait for you at the train station and will bring you back to your hotel.

On Sunday our driver will pick you up from the hotel to show you for 4 hours all interesting places of Guadalajara.

Tequila Express (23 pics)


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  • 9 Jun, 2009  |
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Today we will explore Africa. Africa is not like anything else, it’s unusual. Life, routine, relationships - everything is different from things what we are accustomed to.

Only in Africa (34 pics)


  • Category: Girls  |
  • 9 Jun, 2009  |
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Andressa Soares’s ass measures a formidable 46 inches around and she has seven different speeds of ass-shaking madness. It has catapulted the charming Rio-born girl from bit parts in music videos into the pop-star spotlight as the overendowed Watermelon Woman.

Biggest Butt in Brazil (22 pics)


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  • 9 Jun, 2009  |
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Another great collection of funny pictures.
Enjoy


Funny Moments (34 pics)


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  • 9 Jun, 2009  |
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From timeless classics to best forgotten pixel-poopers, this has it all. You've probably never even played a basketball game before but after this evolution you might be changed. Imagine going back to yourself as a child.

1990, Wing Commander
Computer Games Evolution


1990, Commander Keen
Computer Games Evolution


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  • 9 Jun, 2009  |
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Best collection of Creative photography by Makku Landesmaki...
Its a mixture of animal photos, nature, funny, and some amazing places.
Very cool work! I recommend to view.

130 Creative Photos by Markku Landesmaki

130 Creative Photos by Markku Landesmaki


  • Category: Girls  |
  • 9 Jun, 2009  |
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Upskirt is a slang term usually referring to up skirt photography, images of the view up a woman's skirt, including shots of a woman's underwear or crotch, or exposing her vulva or buttocks. Alternatively, an "upskirt" may be a video, an illustration, or simply a view.

Upskirt - PART 2 (32 pics)


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  • 9 Jun, 2009  |
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Take a look what simple makeup and haircuts can do with girls. Some of them have changed cardinally. And on some pictures I can't even surely say what's better, "before" or "after".

Makeup Miracle (8 pics)


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  • 9 Jun, 2009  |
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Very impressive. These objects are made by 4 Russians guys. And if I get it right, they do it as gifts and adapt it for your personality or your tastes. For example, you can offer it to a person who is fond box ))

Hand made metallic objects (33 pics)


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  • 9 Jun, 2009  |
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Partygoer (96 pics)


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  • 9 Jun, 2009  |
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Such photos always fascinate me. I mean the color photos from the past, the older the better. These ones is no exception. We got used to see only black and white photos from the World War 2 - the color photography was very expensive at that times and actually was not widely implemented, and especially usually nobody took the expensive equipment to the battlefront. Still there are some color photos from the times where our grandfathers were young, like 70 years ago.

World War 2 Pictures In Color - PART 2


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  • 9 Jun, 2009  |
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Republic of Indonesia, is a transcontinental country in Southeast Asia and Oceania. Indonesia comprises 17,508 islands, and with an estimated population of around 237 million people, it is the world's fourth most populous country, and has the largest Muslim population in the world.

Indonesia Photos


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  • 9 Jun, 2009  |
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German street artist Edgar Müller created the 3D work called "Ice Age" on a street in Dun Laoghaire, Ireland last August as part of the Festival of World Culture. Müller, who makes the streets his own screen, spent 5 days to create his latest work, with the help of 3 assistants on an area of 250 square meters.

Ice Age by Edgar Müller (17 pics)


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  • 9 Jun, 2009  |
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Make Fluffy bloody! The best thing you can hope for with these kitties is that they hit a pile of explosives. And even if they hit the spikes, it's still good. space - fire; arrow keys - position the cannon. The red meter indicates the power of the launch.

Kitten Cannon