How To Make Your Own Fireplace

Sweet. A fireplace that's neither warm, nor sheds much light, nor is even high enough to see if you're sitting anywhere close to it, that has batteries that will need to be replaced, but whose light is glued in so there's really no way to replace it?

Hm.

That seemed a lot more work than just splitting and burning the log in, I dunno, and old-fashioned ACTUAL FIRE from which you'd get light, heat, and good cheer?